Aussie Thread Round 18

[Rocket]

Let's do it all again guys!!!!!:buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock:

[Alex655321]

Ahhhh........nice new place, but needs some furniture.

[Rocket]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l63/julimata/Biennale%20France%202008/IMG_1830.jpg

[Alex655321]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l63/julimata/Biennale%20France%202008/IMG_1830.jpg

Now that is some rocking furniture :buttrock:

[Rocket]

Now that is some rocking furniture :buttrock:

I want one!!

No, I want two!!! :buttrock:

[Alex655321]

I want one!!

No, I want two!!! :buttrock:

I can't tell if that is paper covering the chair or material ?

But it really looks good !

[Rocket]

Well, my work is done, so I'm off to bed!!

Nite Lou!! Nite Aussie Thread!!

[Alex655321]

Well, my work is done, so I'm off to bed!!

Nite Lou!! Nite Aussie Thread!!

Nite Rodney !!

Good work bro !

[abarron]

Another 10K down Aussies :buttrock:

[Jesse321]

My wife sat down on the seat next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, “Dust”.

And then the fight started....


******************************************



My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....


******************************************


Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...


******************************************


I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

And then the fight started.....


*****************************************

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started...


******************************************


When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to a petrol station.

And then the fight started...


******************************************



After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...


******************************************


My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed , 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...


******************************************

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah , she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...


******************************************

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment..'

The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....


:laugh:

[Jesse321]

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l63/julimata/Biennale%20France%202008/IMG_1830.jpg

:eek: WICKED!!! :buttrock: Where do I order one!!!

[mwf6171]

G'day Aussie Land! Congrats on the new thread! :D

[DC_Universe_Grl]

congrats aussies!!!

[statman]

A new thread already?!? I was just getting used to the old place... :D

Morning Aussies and friends!!

[Alex655321]

Those were great Jesse !!! lol

[Perna]

new thread paulbla!!!

[abarron]

paulbla back at you Tony

[ansel39]

you guys never send out those "WE HAVE MOVED CARDS"

[Wrothy]

Nice new digs! :D

[abarron]

you guys never send out those "WE HAVE MOVED CARDS"

Well not to you we don't

[ansel39]

Well not to you we don't

Aren't we funny hahahaha:ignore: :ignore:

[Rogue]

Hello Aussies & friends! :)

[Rogue]

LMAO. Jesse, those jokes are great! :D :laugh:

[ansel39]

LMAO. Jesse, those jokes are great! :D :laugh:

Yeah women are crazy!!!

[Rogue]

Yeah women are crazy!!!

We can be. ;)

[ansel39]

We can be. ;)

Proof: you keep feeding Tony. That is crazy!!!

[abarron]

Aren't we funny hahahaha:ignore: :ignore:

I try

[Perna]

Proof: you keep feeding Tony. That is crazy!!!

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrump!

[67wm]

hello AussieLand!!!


figured i would return to a new thread, but didn't expect Rocket to get us there almost single handedly :thumbs2:

[statman]

Hey Bill!

Got everyone's stuff packaged up and ready to mail. Gonna hit the PO in a few minutes... :D

[67wm]

http://www.statueforum.com/showpost.php?p=3168772&postcount=9838

since the last thread is now closed this may have been overlooked and didn't want someone who may want a possible sketch to miss out.

details are in the works, but let me know if you want to be on the list. :thumbs2:

[67wm]

Hey Bill!

Got everyone's stuff packaged up and ready to mail. Gonna hit the PO in a few minutes... :D

Paul!!

sounds good - got the trades from Jason today also!:buttrock:
skipping out of work early?? a little TX POETS day?? :thumbs2:

[statman]

http://www.statueforum.com/showpost.php?p=3168772&postcount=9838

since the last thread is now closed this may have been overlooked and didn't want someone who may want a possible sketch to miss out.

details are in the works, but let me know if you want to be on the list. :thumbs2:


Those pieces look great! Please put me on your list.:thumbs2:

[statman]

Paul!!

sounds good - got the trades from Jason today also!:buttrock:
skipping out of work early?? a little TX POETS day?? :thumbs2:

Yeah, I'll probably cut out of here around 3:30 or so. :buttrock:

[statman]

I was on Chris Stevens deviant Art page a few minutes ago and came across this piece...

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s229/statman71/Thor_Transforms_by_chriss2d.jpg

Thought Doc would get a thrill out of it... :D

[67wm]

Those pieces look great! Please put me on your list.:thumbs2:

added to the madness - chain PM headed your way :flash:

[statman]

added to the madness - chain PM headed your way :flash:


Coolio! :cool:

[67wm]

I was on Chris Stevens deviant Art page a few minutes ago and came across this piece...

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s229/statman71/Thor_Transforms_by_chriss2d.jpg

Thought Doc would get a thrill out of it... :D

and even if he doesn't it's worth posting LOL

[abarron]

added to the madness - chain PM headed your way :flash:

Me too please.

Depending on price

[67wm]

just checked the con site and it looks like Talent Caldwell has been added to the list

[67wm]

Me too please.

Depending on price

:buttrock: will get it to you now

[abarron]

just checked the con site and it looks like Talent Caldwell has been added to the list

Stop it.
Wanted a piece from Talent for ages

[statman]

Hey Bill, does Haun have a website or deviantArt page? I'd like to check out some more of his stuff to get a feel for what character I think his style would mesh with.

[statman]

Hi Ash!!

[67wm]

Stop it.
Wanted a piece from Talent for ages

Hey Bill, does Haun have a website or deviantArt page? I'd like to check out some more of his stuff to get a feel for what character I think his style would mesh with.

http://www.jeremyhaun.com/ link for Paul (and anyone else interested)

and :muahaha: for Ash LOL willing to act as middle man if you are intereseted :thumbs2:

[abarron]

Hi Ash!!

Hey Paul.
Doesn't Bill know I need to save for NYCC?? :banghead:

[bat_collector]

hey everone

Jason:

My lcs has a "buy one trade, get one half off" sale.

Interested in me getting you any GL ones?

[abarron]

http://www.jeremyhaun.com/ link for Paul (and anyone else interested)

and :muahaha: for Ash LOL willing to act as middle man if you are intereseted :thumbs2:

Don't tempt me.

Any idea what he charges??

[bat_collector]

Hey Paul.
Doesn't Bill know I need to save for NYCC?? :banghead:

he is evil that way

[67wm]

Don't tempt me.

Any idea what he charges??

no idea - i was hoping for an uneventful con myself, starting to look like i won't get my wishes :banghead:

[statman]

Hey Paul.
Doesn't Bill know I need to save for NYCC?? :banghead:

Art pimps don't care about saving! They are just interested in tempting us with cool art that we NEED...:drooling: LOL

[67wm]

he is evil that way

who me???

:muahaha: :eplus2:

[statman]

hey everone

Jason:

My lcs has a "buy one trade, get one half off" sale.

Interested in me getting you any GL ones?


Mikey!!

Dig yourself out of the snow yet?

[abarron]

no idea - i was hoping for an uneventful con myself, starting to look like i won't get my wishes :banghead:

Cool let me email him and see if I can afford it

[statman]

http://www.jeremyhaun.com/ link for Paul (and anyone else interested)

and :muahaha: for Ash LOL willing to act as middle man if you are intereseted :thumbs2:


Thanks Bill :thumbs2:

[67wm]

Thanks Bill :thumbs2:

that's just how us art pimps roll :thumbs2: :D

[abarron]

Bill what con is it again?

[67wm]

Hey Paul.
Doesn't Bill know I need to save for NYCC?? :banghead:

he is evil that way

Art pimps don't care about saving! They are just interested in tempting us with cool art that we NEED...:drooling: LOL

so you guys are saying i shouldn't include this link to another guest???
:eplus2: :eplus2: :eplus2:
http://www.frenchbulldogstudio.com/stef.htm

[bat_collector]

I built a snowman last night, and then destroyed it.

It was pretty pathetic snowman.

[bat_collector]

so you guys are saying i shouldn't include this link to another guest???
:eplus2: :eplus2: :eplus2:
http://www.frenchbulldogstudio.com/stef.htm

yeah, I want something from him too!

[statman]

just checked the con site and it looks like Talent Caldwell has been added to the list

Just checked out his website... http://www.talentest.com/home/

Looks kinda like a Mike Turner art clone. I wonder how much he charges?

[67wm]

Bill what con is it again?

Planet Comicon in Kansas City - end of March

[bat_collector]

so, do you think I should go to Cat Staggs and see if she is intersted in doing a SF commission ilst, since she is gonig to be free at the end of the month???

[abarron]

so you guys are saying i shouldn't include this link to another guest???
:eplus2: :eplus2: :eplus2:
http://www.frenchbulldogstudio.com/stef.htm

STOP IT :stick: :stick:

[abarron]

Just checked out his website... http://www.talentest.com/home/

Looks kinda like a Mike Turner art clone. I wonder how much he charges?

Did work on Fathom and Aspen

[abarron]

so, do you think I should go to Cat Staggs and see if she is intersted in doing a SF commission ilst, since she is gonig to be free at the end of the month???

Oh F off!!

How am I meant to afford all of this :banghead:

[67wm]

Oh F off!!

How am I meant to afford all of this :banghead:

macaroni and cheese diet :thumbs2:

[67wm]

so, do you think I should go to Cat Staggs and see if she is intersted in doing a SF commission ilst, since she is gonig to be free at the end of the month???

that would open up some $$$$ for me at the KC show LOL originally she was the only one i was really wanting to get something from, but they keep adding to the list and it's still a month and a half away! :banghead: :ignore:

[abarron]

macaroni and cheese diet :thumbs2:

Bread and water I think

[statman]

so you guys are saying i shouldn't include this link to another guest???
:eplus2: :eplus2: :eplus2:
http://www.frenchbulldogstudio.com/stef.htm

Damn you Bill!! Now you've got me :drooling: over the thought of getting something from SR. :jedidual:

[statman]

so, do you think I should go to Cat Staggs and see if she is intersted in doing a SF commission ilst, since she is gonig to be free at the end of the month???

Might as well. I know I want to get on her list!:thumbs2:

[67wm]

Damn you Bill!! Now you've got me :drooling: over the thought of getting something from SR. :jedidual:

heard he is hard to contact and fairly expensive, but it is tempting to try :sos:

[67wm]

got some things i need to take care of, but will be back on later - hopefully with more Haun info.

[statman]

got some things i need to take care of, but will be back on later - hopefully with more Haun info.


Catch you later Bill!

[abarron]

Later Bill.
Been catching up on the Superbowl.
Managed to get the first half watched

[statman]

Later Bill.
Been catching up on the Superbowl.
Managed to get the first half watched

You're still watching the SB? Want me to tell you how it ends? :hilarious:

[Mr. Kennedy]

wow a new home already

[statman]

wow a new home already

Matty!!!! :hi:

What's news?

[Mr. Kennedy]

Matty!!!! :hi:

What's news?

hey Paul, nothing much just got home from work and bout to run out the door again to pick up des

[Mr. Kennedy]

im out catch u later Paul

[Jesse321]

G'Day Aussies. :)

[Jesse321]

LMAO. Jesse, those jokes are great! :D :laugh:

Glad you like them. :)

[Rocket]

Good morning Aussies!!

[Rocket]

:eek: WICKED!!! :buttrock: Where do I order one!!!

I know!!!

[bat_collector]

ROCKET!!!!!

[Rocket]

hello AussieLand!!!


figured i would return to a new thread, but didn't expect Rocket to get us there almost single handedly :thumbs2:

:laugh: :D

[bat_collector]

I framed my MItch Breitweiser Batman painted piece today and probably loved it for the first time ever. Its beautiful framed!

[statman]

im out catch u later Paul


Laters!

[Rocket]

I was on Chris Stevens deviant Art page a few minutes ago and came across this piece...

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s229/statman71/Thor_Transforms_by_chriss2d.jpg

Thought Doc would get a thrill out of it... :D

That one is coming to Australia too!!!

It's BRILLIANT!!!

[statman]

G'Day Aussies. :)

Hey Jesse!

Good morning Aussies!!

Rocket Rod!!!

Rain in the forecast today?

[Rocket]

ROCKET!!!!!

Hey Mikey :D

[Rocket]

Hey Jesse!



Rocket Rod!!!

Rain in the forecast today?

Who cares mate, it's Saturday!! :D:buttrock:

[statman]

Who cares mate, it's Saturday!! :D:buttrock:

LOL

I forgot about you Aussies being in the future!

[abarron]

You're still watching the SB? Want me to tell you how it ends? :hilarious:

I know.

The Colts win right???

[Rocket]

LOL

I forgot about you Aussies being in the future!

:laugh: :buttrock: :buttrock:

[statman]

I know.

The Colts win right???


Did you take a peek at the end?

LOL

[statman]

POETS day!

I'm out! Catch y'all later on tonight!

[abarron]

Did you take a peek at the end?

LOL

:thumbs2:

[Rocket]

http://www.statueforum.com/showthread.php?t=100948

[Rocket]

POETS day!

I'm out! Catch y'all later on tonight!

Have a good one mate!

[abarron]

POETS day!

I'm out! Catch y'all later on tonight!

Later Paul

[Rocket]

100 posts! First mini milestone! :laugh:

[Justin]

G'Day Aussie Thread :thumbs2:

3.5 hours into a 10 hour OT shift...want it to be over! lol

[Rocket]

Hey Jus!

[Rocket]

Not to rub it in, but about to head off to the LCS! :o

[Rocket]

Sounds like you're all but retired from cricket like me now mate?

[Rocket]

100 posts and 15 different users in here so far!! That's impressive!

[Rocket]

Ok I'm gone

[Rocket]

Once I hit 36,600

[Rocket]

Of course :)

[Rocket]

Back later!

[Rocket]

Cya!

[Rocket]

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Justin]

Hey Jus!

Hey Rocket whats up mate?

[Justin]

Not to rub it in, but about to head off to the LCS! :o

lol..nah thats cool mate

[VinReaper]

Congrats on the new digs!!!


VR

[Justin]

Sounds like you're all but retired from cricket like me now mate?

Hmmm i dont have much motivation at the moment mate, i may fire up for one last finals burst but thats about it, after a big week at work i just want to spend time with Leo and Bella, it drives me nuts not being with them :(

[VinReaper]

Hmmm i dont have much motivation at the moment mate, i may fire up for one last finals burst but thats about it, after a big week at work i just want to spend time with Leo and Bella, it drives me nuts not being with them :(

That words of a good dad! :thumbs2:


VR

[ansel39]

hey juzzy and vinny

[Justin]

100 posts and 15 different users in here so far!! That's impressive!

That is a good stat! lol

[Justin]

Once I hit 36,600

Back later!

Cya!

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm sensing a theme here? lol

Adios Rocket ;)

[ansel39]

juzzy a gewd daddy.

[Justin]

That words of a good dad! :thumbs2:


VR

hey juzzy and vinny

G'Day Guys :D

I'm at work and gotta go for a bit, be back in about an hour :)

[ansel39]

I'm sensing a theme here? lol

Adios Rocket ;)

likes a spainish goodbye. wife say we are leaving and 45 mins later we are getting in the car

[ansel39]

G'Day Guys :D

I'm at work and gotta go for a bit, be back in about an hour :)

ltr juz

[ansel39]

i am feeling good. i do not want more art till i get the art up on the wall i already have.

[VinReaper]

G'Day Guys :D

I'm at work and gotta go for a bit, be back in about an hour :)

See you in an hour! :thumbs2:


VR

[VinReaper]

i am feeling good. i do not want more art till i get the art up on the wall i already have.

That's reasonable thinking!


VR

[VinReaper]

likes a spainish goodbye. wife say we are leaving and 45 mins later we are getting in the car

:laugh:


VR

[ansel39]

See you in an hour! :thumbs2:


VR

you spyin on him

[ansel39]

That's reasonable thinking!


VR

yeah course i think i am lying to myself:ignore: to me

[ansel39]

:laugh:


VR

it would be funny if it was not true.

[VinReaper]

yeah course i think i am lying to myself:ignore: to me

That could be the case as well.

Don't feel bad though! You're not alone! I do it all the time! :laugh:


VR

[ansel39]

That could be the case as well.

Don't feel bad though! You're not alone! I do it all the time! :laugh:


VR

but i need to save for nycc

[VinReaper]

but i need to save for nycc

Now you're talkin!

VR

[ansel39]

Now you're talkin!

VR

i am looking forward to this trip. gonna be a geekful good time.

[VinReaper]

i am looking forward to this trip. gonna be a geekful good time.

And I'll be there too! :D


VR

[ansel39]

And I'll be there too! :D


VR

dorks are allowed also

[VinReaper]

dorks are allowed also

Really? Which ones are comin? :D


VR

[ansel39]

Really? Which ones are comin? :D


VR

you momma's wino son

[VinReaper]

Guys with huge dorks are allowed also

Oh! I read your post incorrectly! Yes I will be in attendance as well! :thumbs2:




:D




And don't change the text to something else! :peoples: :D
VR

[ansel39]

Oh! I read your post incorrectly! Yes I will be in attendance as well! :thumbs2:




:D




And don't change the text to something else! :peoples: :D
VR

i will let you have your little victory

[VinReaper]

i will let you have your little victory

:laugh:

Thank you sir!


VR

[VinReaper]

Hey! you should drag Nuff and Coug up with you too!


VR

[ansel39]

excited about the olympics starting tonight.


thoughts go out to the luge'ers who passed during practice

[ansel39]

Hey! you should drag Nuff and Coug up with you too!


VR

due to the conflict with some of the ny'ers not sure that is a good idea.

[ansel39]

man it cold in the house. guess i should have not turned off the heater when i left house this morning man i am cheap

[ansel39]

bill glad you got your package. came in good shape?

[VinReaper]

bill glad you got your package. came in good shape?

:confused2



VR

[VinReaper]

due to the conflict with some of the ny'ers not sure that is a good idea.

Gotcha! I don't know anything of those problems, but I would like to meet brother Nuff and Cougbro one of these days!

May have to take a trip to the Lone Star State! :thumbs2:


VR

[ansel39]

:confused2



VR

:hilarious: hey wait wha....:banghead:

[VinReaper]

:laugh:

That was a lob if I ever saw one! :D


VR

[ansel39]

Gotcha! I don't know anything of those problems, but I would like to meet brother Nuff and Cougbro one of these days!

May have to take a trip to the Lone Star State! :thumbs2:


VR

you would have a good time. could take you to the vineyards and you could write off as a business expense

[ansel39]

:laugh:

That was a lob if I ever saw one! :D


VR

:banghead:

[VinReaper]

you would have a good time. could take you to the vineyards and you could write off as a business expense

Ideas! Ideas!

Not sure the hospital stay for detox is able to be written off though! :D


VR

[ansel39]

Ideas! Ideas!

Not sure the hospital stay for detox is able to be written off though! :D


VR

you could try

[Spartacus]

My wife sat down on the seat next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, “Dust”.

And then the fight started....


******************************************



My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....


******************************************


Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...


******************************************


I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

And then the fight started.....


*****************************************

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started...


******************************************


When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to a petrol station.

And then the fight started...


******************************************



After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...


******************************************


My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed , 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...


******************************************

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah , she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...


******************************************

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment..'

The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....


:laugh:


too much!:hilarious:

[VinReaper]

you could try

Yes I could! :thumbs2:

Are there any big Cons in Texas? Or any pretty good ones at least?

VR

[Spartacus]

Hey guys!

what happening in round 18??

[ansel39]

Yes I could! :thumbs2:

Are there any big Cons in Texas? Or any pretty good ones at least?

VR

well WWTX is in Nov it is in Austin which is near the wine country. in Nov. first time the con is in austin so not sure how the con is gonna be.

[ansel39]

Hey guys!

what happening in round 18??

evening sparty.

you may have said but what is your story married or happy. fav character. job age.

[VinReaper]

too much!:hilarious:

I almost pissed myself laughing when reading those!

Too Funny! :laugh:


VR

[ansel39]

I almost pissed myself laughing when reading those!

Too Funny! :laugh:


VR

i seen them on the forum before but still get a laff every time i read it.

[VinReaper]

well WWTX is in Nov it is in Austin which is near the wine country. in Nov. first time the con is in austin so not sure how the con is gonna be.

But the parties at night should be good. And you are guaranteed great music! :thumbs2:

Now I just have to hit Lotto! :D

VR

[VinReaper]

i seen them on the forum before but still get a laff every time i read it.

There are tons of them. And all are hilarious!


VR

[ansel39]

But the parties at night should be good. And you are guaranteed great music! :thumbs2:

Now I just have to hit Lotto! :D

VR

true the music scene is austin is great.

[ansel39]

There are tons of them. And all are hilarious!


VR

agreed

[Spartacus]

evening sparty.

you may have said but what is your story married or happy. fav character. job age.


wow!

This is a life story question friend!

Where do i start !! hmmm!!

so much to say!

[ansel39]

wow!

This is a life story question friend!

Where do i start !! hmmm!!

after "it was a warm melbournian night mom was in the hospital bed"

[67wm]

hello AussieLand

[ansel39]

hello AussieLand

hey billy boy how you doin

[Spartacus]

after "it was a warm melbournian night mom was in the hospital bed"


love it!:hilarious:

[67wm]

hey billy boy how you doin

not too bad Jase!! trades got here in great shape - thanks again :buttrock:

[Spartacus]

hey 67wm!

whats up??

[ansel39]

not too bad Jase!! trades got here in great shape - thanks again :buttrock:

np glad they got there in good shape

[ansel39]

love it!:hilarious:

i am watching the first episode of spartacus right now.

[bat_collector]

Hey! you should drag Nuff and Coug up with you too!


VR

do you really want a :crazyal: to happen?

[Justin]

G'Day Aussie Thread :thumbs2:

[ansel39]

do you really want a :crazyal: to happen?

agreed not the best idea vinny has had

[ansel39]

G'Day Aussie Thread :thumbs2:

welcome back juzzy.

[Spartacus]

i am watching the first episode of spartacus right now.


mate! your on fire this morning!:hilarious:

[bat_collector]

did you get my pm, jason?

[ansel39]

mate! your on fire this morning!:hilarious:

no i really am.

[Spartacus]

G'Day Aussie Thread :thumbs2:


g'day mate!:buttrock:

[67wm]

hey 67wm!

whats up??

glad it's weekend! gonna finish off Dollhouse season 1

how about you?

[Justin]

welcome back juzzy.

Hey Jas!

Whats happening mate? Did i miss much?

[bat_collector]

I loved Lost, bill. Man it has my mind spinning. Jeff and I talked about it all during lunch, about our theories.

[Spartacus]

no i really am.


hey!

where can i down load or watch Spartacus Blood and sand??

some site restrick because of AU :banghead:

[Justin]

g'day mate!:buttrock:

G'Day Mate whats up?

I'm Justin, i dont remeber talking before? Where in Aus are you mate?

[Spartacus]

I loved Lost, bill. Man it has my mind spinning. Jeff and I talked about it all during lunch, about our theories.


Are they still lost after how many years on the air??

will they ever be found? hmmmm!!!

[ansel39]

did you get my pm, jason?

yeah i did i am trying to think.

[ansel39]

Hey Jas!

Whats happening mate? Did i miss much?

nope just me and vin goin back and forth

[Spartacus]

G'Day Mate whats up?

I'm Justin, i dont remeber talking before? Where in Aus are you mate?



im in Sydney metro! about 10min from the city!

[ansel39]

I loved Lost, bill. Man it has my mind spinning. Jeff and I talked about it all during lunch, about our theories.

the return ROCKED

[ansel39]

hey!

where can i down load or watch Spartacus Blood and sand??

some site restrick because of AU :banghead:

not sure. i have it on demand

[ansel39]

Are they still lost after how many years on the air??

will they ever be found? hmmmm!!!

this is the last year.

[67wm]

I loved Lost, bill. Man it has my mind spinning. Jeff and I talked about it all during lunch, about our theories.

shaping up good so far this season :buttrock:

[Spartacus]

not sure. i have it on demand


Can that be downloaded??

[VinReaper]

Are they still lost after how many years on the air??

will they ever be found? hmmmm!!!

You would think they would have started their own community by now, like in Gilligan's Island, had kids and called it a day! :D


VR

[ansel39]

glad it's weekend! gonna finish off Dollhouse season 1

how about you?

:buttrock:

[ansel39]

Can that be downloaded??

no it is in my cable box.

[ansel39]

just seen the video of the luge driver who died today ARGGG painful

[Spartacus]

this is the last year.


For there sake! lets hope so!

Hey why has the fat guy not lost weight? being on the island for so long??

has he not seen survivor? :hilarious:

[67wm]

just seen the video of the luge driver who died today ARGGG painful

havent watched the video, but heard about it :(

[Spartacus]

You would think they would have started their own community by now, like in Gilligan's Island, had kids and called it a day! :D


VR


you guys are killing me today!:hilarious:

[ansel39]

havent watched the video, but heard about it :(

it played on the NBC news cast.

[bat_collector]

Are they still lost after how many years on the air??

will they ever be found? hmmmm!!!

you have no idea what has happened the last two seasons

[VinReaper]

I have yet to see an episode of the show!


VR

[Spartacus]

you have no idea what has happened the last two seasons

No guys!

To be honest I haven’t been watching it!

my bad!

[Justin]

nope just me and vin goin back and forth

That worth reading! :D

When it dies down if i am still around i'll have a look, lol

[Justin]

im in Sydney metro! about 10min from the city!

I wont hold that againt ya ;) lol

What's your name mate?

[VinReaper]

That worth reading! :D

When it dies down if i am still around i'll have a look, lol

Just the usual drivel!!! LOL!


VR

[VinReaper]

I wont hold that againt ya ;) lol

What's your name mate?

:laugh:


VR

[Justin]

Just the usual drivel!!! LOL!


VR

Paddy it's never drivel! lol

Just banter and sometimes even a little wit! :D

[VinReaper]

Paddy it's never drivel! lol

Just banter and sometimes even a little wit! :D

LOL! Right!






Banter + Wit = Drivel! :laugh:

Or more so....


Ansel + VR = Drivel :laugh:


VR

[bat_collector]

its not even 7:00 yet

damn I want to go home

[Justin]

LOL! Right!






Banter + Wit = Drivel! :laugh:

Or more so....


Ansel + VR = Drivel :laugh:


VR

lol...is Jas drinking also? That also ads to the whole scenario! lol :D

[VinReaper]

its not even 7:00 yet

damn I want to go home

It's 7:48pm what'dya mean? :D


VR

[VinReaper]

lol...is Jas drinking also? That also ads to the whole scenario! lol :D

:laugh:

Not yet! At least I think so?! LOL!


VR

[Justin]

its not even 7:00 yet

damn I want to go home

G'Day Mikey!!! :D

How are you mate? Feeling better?

[bat_collector]

I'm feeling much better!

HOpe you are doing great too! and the family as well.

[Justin]

:laugh:

Not yet! At least I think so?! LOL!


VR

I think drunk Jas is very cool, there should be more of it!!! :D lol

There you go Jas i'm calling you out mate, start drinking! lol :p

[Wolverine1]

Damn its white out!

[Justin]

I'm feeling much better!

HOpe you are doing great too! and the family as well.

Great to hear mate :)

Yeah everyone is doing well here, i'm at work at the moment and hoping i'll be on my way home in about 4 hours!

Got anything new recently mate? I like when you show me what you have got on Skype, it's fun seeing stuff that i dont normally get! :D

[Justin]

Damn its white out!

Holy Crap!!!!
Wolvie1!!!

How have you been mate? :D

[67wm]

back in for a while! :buttrock:

if you're still here mikey - i was talking to mike and let him know you would like a picture forwarded :thumbs2:

[Justin]

Gotta bail again for a while guys, work, should be about an hour :)

[mwf6171]

I'm feeling much better!

HOpe you are doing great too! and the family as well.

Check UR PM inbox Mickey!:wink2:

[ansel39]

For there sake! lets hope so!

Hey why has the fat guy not lost weight? being on the island for so long??

has he not seen survivor? :hilarious:

they wrote in theyfind food so he does not lose weight

[mwf6171]

G'day Aussie Land and friends!!

Later Aussie Land and friends!!

[VinReaper]

I think drunk Jas is very cool, there should be more of it!!! :D lol

There you go Jas i'm calling you out mate, start drinking! lol :p

Here that Jas! C'mon Now!

Up your bottom! I mean bottoms up! :D


VR

[VinReaper]

Damn its white out!

Wolvie! What's goin on?!

And where are you that its blizzarding?


VR

[Wolverine1]

Holy Crap!!!!
Wolvie1!!!

How have you been mate? :D
Whats up J? Damn I didnt know they did an Ultimates Cap on Bowen!

[ansel39]

LOL! Right!






Banter + Wit = Drivel! :laugh:

Or more so....


Ansel + VR = Drivel :laugh:


VR

ansel+ fill in the blank =drivel.

[ansel39]

its not even 7:00 yet

damn I want to go home

it is now

[VinReaper]

Gotta bail again for a while guys, work, should be about an hour :)

G'day Aussie Land and friends!!

Later Aussie Land and friends!!

Later Gents!


VR

[Wolverine1]

Wolvie! What's goin on?!

And where are you that its blizzarding?


VR
Freaking the whole south is covered. Atl looks like Antartica. Im in SC.

[ansel39]

lol...is Jas drinking also? That also ads to the whole scenario! lol :D

on antibiotics no drankin

[bat_collector]

Great to hear mate :)

Yeah everyone is doing well here, i'm at work at the moment and hoping i'll be on my way home in about 4 hours!

Got anything new recently mate? I like when you show me what you have got on Skype, it's fun seeing stuff that i dont normally get! :D

we;ll have to do that soon!

getting quite a few new toys coming in

[ansel39]

:laugh:

Not yet! At least I think so?! LOL!


VR

wife is. she made sangria

[ansel39]

I think drunk Jas is very cool, there should be more of it!!! :D lol

There you go Jas i'm calling you out mate, start drinking! lol :p

see later post:banghead:

[bat_collector]

hey mikey!!!! how are you buddy?

hey cj!

[67wm]

Gotta bail again for a while guys, work, should be about an hour :)

G'day Aussie Land and friends!!

Later Aussie Land and friends!!


later mike, justin - have a good one

[ansel39]

Damn its white out!

kkk meetin outside your house?

[VinReaper]

Freaking the whole south is covered. Atl looks like Antartica. Im in SC.

Does it?! Holy Smoke! I didn't think the storm traveled that far!


VR

[VinReaper]

kkk meetin outside your house?

You beat me to it! :laugh:


VR

[Wolverine1]

hey mikey!!!! how are you buddy?

hey cj!
Sup Mikey Mikey! Ever notice it doesnt fell cold while its snowing, just when it begins....

[67wm]

Freaking the whole south is covered. Atl looks like Antartica. Im in SC.

other than that, how you doing CJ?

[ansel39]

Gotta bail again for a while guys, work, should be about an hour :)

take care see you soon

[Wolverine1]

kkk meetin outside your house?
I do live in the south.