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Sam Wilson
08-20-2006, 03:25 PM
I'm back to answer all your questions, so if you are down on your luck, unlucky in love, hungry, lonely, stuck on a word problem or have a general disreguard for the wellbeing of others, I'm here for you.

Mods, if you would close the other thread that would be awesome. Ask away...

Gianco
08-20-2006, 03:50 PM
Hermano, Should I stay or should I go!?

Sam Wilson
08-20-2006, 03:59 PM
Hermano, Should I stay or should I go!?

stay brother. The party is just getting started.

rafter
08-20-2006, 04:07 PM
How many fingers am I holding up?

JLM
08-20-2006, 04:40 PM
Sam

Congratulations on getting your own forum. How do you persuade Drod to let you have it? Pie and foxy chicas, or a ballpeen hammer?

DDura711
08-20-2006, 05:37 PM
Why you so damn SEXY Sam?

boondocksaint
08-20-2006, 05:41 PM
why do you drive on a PARKWAY?
and you park in a DRIVE WAY ?

wolverinejedi007
08-20-2006, 06:56 PM
What are the winning lottery numbers for tomorrows drawings???

I could use the $$$...tee-hee

Collection King 13
08-20-2006, 06:58 PM
why do you drive on a PARKWAY?
and you park in a DRIVE WAY ?
:laugh: Thats a great question! :buttrock:

Sam Wilson
08-20-2006, 08:16 PM
Sam

Congratulations on getting your own forum. How do you persuade Drod to let you have it? Pie and foxy chicas, or a ballpeen hammer?


on the eve of Ragnorak, d rod said, "I'll take all the foxy chicas, pie and all the metallica albums before "the black album", and the rest of you puds are stuck with Sam Wilson to help you through the fury of the gods..." :confused2

Sam Wilson
08-20-2006, 08:17 PM
Why you so damn SEXY Sam?


clean living. warm pie. And most importantly, I eat one small white baby a week. Rotissirie, of course.

Sam Wilson
08-20-2006, 08:25 PM
why do you drive on a PARKWAY?
and you park in a DRIVE WAY ?


let me tell you about driving, first, USE YOUR GODDAMN TURN SIGNALS people. They are their for a reason. Second, DOUBLE YELLOW LINES MEAN NO PASSING. For real. I mean, is it really that hard to stay on your side of the road? Not a big deal. And cell phones, for real, I am going to sell my matrix and buy a Road Warrior interceptor and a pair of assless pants and a crossbow and take to the road offensively monday morning. Rush hour will be a *****, because Sam Wilson is going all mel gibson on a mother****er. BEWARE BEYOTCHES, MAD MAX LIKE A MOFO...



what was the question again? :inquisiti

Tony Coca
08-20-2006, 08:34 PM
Here's a question I think you might help me with.

Why is the Rap game watered down with some corny ass MFers trying to act hard.Where did the grimeyness go.

Sam Wilson
08-20-2006, 08:52 PM
Here's a question I think you might help me with.

Why is the Rap game watered down with some corny ass MFers trying to act hard.Where did the grimeyness go.

The begining of the end started with Dr. Dre's landmark 1991 album, "the chronic", once marketing execs realized white suburban kids were buying rap albums, well. There you go. That album gave Dre the fame and the power to become a mega producer, and what did he bring us? eminm, 50 cent and some other crap. Aparently white suburban kids are drawn to rappers who look like screech with a shaved head (eminem) and rap like they have a **** in their mouth. Lil jon just perpetuated this, and "get crunked" is the same as "shuck and jive" in my opinion, and far be it for white suburban kids to see the niggardization of rap music as a bad thing.


(sigh). Last I heard do-do brown had a porta potty business in Bed Stuy... :(

Tony Coca
08-20-2006, 08:56 PM
The begining of the end started with Dr. Dre's landmark 1991 album, "the chronic", once marketing execs realized white suburban kids were buying rap albums, well. There you go. That album gave Dre the fame and the power to become a mega producer, and what did he bring us? eminm, 50 cent and some other crap. Aparently white suburban kids are drawn to rappers who look like screech with a shaved head (eminem) and rap like they have a **** in their mouth. Lil jon just perpetuated this, and "get crunked" is the same as "shuck and jive" in my opinion, and far be it for white suburban kids to see the niggardization of rap music as a bad thing.


(sigh). Last I heard do-do brown had a porta potty business in Bed Stuy... :(

Yeah I saw the Wu at Webster Hall this Friday and they were talking about the same thing.On how all rap songs sound the same,And how the rap game had gone soft.It was great to see all the Wu Members back together.And they hinted about a ne Wu album. :buttrock:

moon_knight1971
08-20-2006, 09:01 PM
Pick up PARIS PRESENTS, a recent compilation of respectable rappers who are actually saying something. And it's Paris as in CEO of Guerilla Funk not Paris as in Hilton bubblegum shizznitt. :)

Give some of these West Coats Heads a try also:
PLANET ASIA
ROSCOE
DEFARI
the GAME
and classics: Hieroglyphics, Souls of Mischef and DEL.

moon_knight1971
08-20-2006, 09:04 PM
Speaking of the WU, if you guys never picked up SOUL ASSASSINS do yourself a favor and pick them up. Produced by MUGGS of Cypress Hill fame (yes, he's a white boy), it contains some great collaborations, lyrically and musically.

Danno
08-20-2006, 09:17 PM
Dear Sam......
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

ANGRYCOMICMAN
08-20-2006, 09:33 PM
I still have **** issues. :confused2
I wanna know why a man would go by the name of ****. Rich is OK, but why ****. The only guys I would call **** is Butkus & Tracy. Any other ****s out there? Sam, you gotta help me with this. Thank you. :rolleyes2

Danno
08-20-2006, 09:34 PM
Quote: Originally Posted by Danno
Dear Sam.....

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Quote: Originally Posted by Sam Wilson
quite elementry actually.

Airspeed can be predicted using a published formula. By inverting the midpoint Strouhal ratio of 0.3 (fA/U ? 0.3), Graham K. Taylor et al. show that as a rule of thumb, the speed of a flying animal is roughly 3 times frequency times amplitude (U ? 3fA).5


We now need only plug in the numbers:


U ? 3fA
f ? 15 (beats per second)
A ? 0.22 (meters per beat)
U ? 3*15*0.22 ? 9.9

... to estimate that the airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is 10 meters per second.

Was this the calculation of an African or European swallow?

Sam Wilson
08-21-2006, 06:57 AM
umm, european. It says right there inthe post brah. :)

Kdawg59
08-21-2006, 08:33 AM
Samurai brother...

What is the best pie store near where you live and do they have a web site?

Car50n
08-21-2006, 12:01 PM
on the eve of Ragnorak, d rod said, "I'll take all the foxy chicas, pie and all the metallica albums before "the black album", and the rest of you puds are stuck with Sam Wilson to help you through the fury of the gods..." :confused2
Yeah I saw the Wu at Webster Hall this Friday and they were talking about the same thing.On how all rap songs sound the same,And how the rap game had gone soft.It was great to see all the Wu Members back together.And they hinted about a ne Wu album. :buttrock:

this thread is waaaay too close to home. my ipod shuffle currently has every Metallica album until the Black album, including some horrible garage stuff that sounds like it was recorded with a cellphone. and TONS of Wu, especially Only Built for Cuban Linx...possibly the best all-around album ever. well, maybe after Eric B and Rakim, Paid in Full. Rakim was smoooooth.

So Sam, why hate the playa, or the game?

kirthew
08-21-2006, 12:51 PM
Sam,

If a pound of feathers and a pound of rocks were dropped from a 20 story building... which would hurt more if it landed on your head?

Nightwinger
08-21-2006, 01:01 PM
Paper or plastic???

Boxer of breifs???

Top or bottom???
---WHAT-----Bunkbeds.....GOD....you are a bunch of.........
seriuosly........her on top or bottom...??

Daywalker
08-21-2006, 01:50 PM
when chasing midgets covered in vasoline in ur basement whats the best method for catching thsoe lil bastards ??

Nightwinger
08-21-2006, 02:02 PM
when chasing midgets covered in vasoline in ur basement whats the best method for catching thsoe lil bastards ??


I'll take this Sammy,if you don't mind......

Blow gun,spear gun...rocket launcher. But that's just me.

Sam...........?????????????

Sam Wilson
08-21-2006, 05:52 PM
I'll take this Sammy,if you don't mind......

Blow gun,spear gun...rocket launcher. But that's just me.

Sam...........?????????????


is this section called ask nightwinger? No, its ask sam wilson. Beyotch. :mad: :)

Shotgun. Shop smart, shop S mart...

Sam Wilson
08-21-2006, 05:53 PM
this thread is waaaay too close to home. my ipod shuffle currently has every Metallica album until the Black album, including some horrible garage stuff that sounds like it was recorded with a cellphone. and TONS of Wu, especially Only Built for Cuban Linx...possibly the best all-around album ever. well, maybe after Eric B and Rakim, Paid in Full. Rakim was smoooooth.

So Sam, why hate the playa, or the game?


don't so much hate the playa as stomp him in the face chute box style if he pisses you off.

Only beyotches hate the game.

Sam Wilson
08-21-2006, 05:55 PM
Samurai brother...

What is the best pie store near where you live and do they have a web site?


no. :(

but st. angelos by my house has good pizza, and wings. :)

Sam Wilson
08-21-2006, 05:57 PM
I still have **** issues. :confused2
I wanna know why a man would go by the name of ****. Rich is OK, but why ****. The only guys I would call **** is Butkus & Tracy. Any other ****s out there? Sam, you gotta help me with this. Thank you. :rolleyes2


brah, I gotta tell you, you have way to much **** on your mind. Which is okay if it is your thing, if not, umm, well. Foxy chicas and pie would be the cure...

boondocksaint
08-21-2006, 06:04 PM
sam
if a rooster lays an egg on a roof what side will it roll down?

Sam Wilson
08-21-2006, 08:59 PM
sam
if a rooster lays an egg on a roof what side will it roll down?


whichever side peppy is waiting on with all the fixin's to make some bad ass juevos rancheros...

d rod
08-22-2006, 01:03 AM
Vato Loco,
My foxy chica and I plan on hopefully moving by the upcoming year. If we roadtrip to Atlanta and stay at the Wilson manor, can I make chocolate chip cookies for late night snack (after some pecan pie) and have some french toast for breakfast? I used to make some killer toast but what a better time to work on them again!

Daywalker
08-22-2006, 07:12 AM
sam
if a rooster lays an egg on a roof what side will it roll down?
roosters dont lay eggs .... we now return u to ur regularly scheduled ask sam wilson thread

Sam Wilson
08-22-2006, 06:21 PM
Vato Loco,
My foxy chica and I plan on hopefully moving by the upcoming year. If we roadtrip to Atlanta and stay at the Wilson manor, can I make chocolate chip cookies for late night snack (after some pecan pie) and have some french toast for breakfast? I used to make some killer toast but what a better time to work on them again!


only if we go out the night before and get ridiculously drunk... :buttrock:

Sam Wilson
08-22-2006, 06:23 PM
roosters dont lay eggs .... we now return u to ur regularly scheduled ask sam wilson thread


Bah. :)

Tony Coca
08-22-2006, 06:27 PM
Here's a question for you Pimp.Will you be in NYC before the NYC City con.

d rod
08-22-2006, 06:46 PM
only if we go out the night before and get ridiculously drunk... :buttrock:

that goes w/out saying!

boondocksaint
08-22-2006, 06:56 PM
roosters dont lay eggs .... we now return u to ur regularly scheduled ask sam wilson thread


that was the point of the question sparky :banghead:

Daywalker
08-22-2006, 07:28 PM
that was the point of the question sparky :banghead:
ok - yankees suck

Tony Coca
08-22-2006, 07:29 PM
ok - yankees suck
Thats why Los Mets and the Yanks have the same record huh.

Daywalker
08-22-2006, 07:30 PM
sam why is that chicks like to wear low cut boobie shirts - but hten give u a look like WTF when ur looking at the ta-tas ??

and that leads to my next question - how young is TOO young ???? :eplus2: :eplus2:

Daywalker
08-22-2006, 07:31 PM
Thats why Los Mets and the Yanks have the same record huh.
yeah and it took the yankks all f'n season to get up to the same record as "los mets" whatcha think about that el capitan un poco binga

Tony Coca
08-22-2006, 07:31 PM
sam why is that chicks like to wear low cut boobie shirts - but hten give u a look like WTF when ur looking at the ta-tas ??

and that leads to my next question - how young is TOO young ???? :eplus2: :eplus2:
Ill answer thius one.They are never too young. :eplus2:

boondocksaint
08-22-2006, 07:31 PM
ok - yankees suck

only in the minds of monkeys, punchy :buttrock:

Daywalker
08-22-2006, 07:32 PM
Ill answer thius one.They are never too young. :eplus2:
just so long htey can crawl they are in teh right posistion right ??

:eplus2: :eplus2: :eplus2:

Tony Coca
08-22-2006, 07:33 PM
yeah and it took the yankks all f'n season to get up to the same record as "los mets" whatcha think about that el capitan un poco binga
First its Pinga.Second if it took us this long to get to your record,then that means you guys suck cause you should have been like 30 games ahead already.

Tony Coca
08-22-2006, 07:34 PM
just so long they can crawl they are in the right posistion right ??

:eplus2: :eplus2: :eplus2:
There you go.LOL. :eplus2:

God thats wrong even for me.

boondocksaint
08-22-2006, 07:36 PM
First its Pinga.Second if it took us this long to get to your record,then that means you guys suck cause you should have been like 30 games ahead already.


lol...peppy liked that one! :laugh:

Tony Coca
08-22-2006, 07:37 PM
lol...peppy liked that one! :laugh:
funny thing I got a tio that looks like Peppy. :laugh:

boondocksaint
08-22-2006, 07:44 PM
funny thing I got a tio that looks like Peppy. :laugh:


thats not funny,,,thats scary :laugh:

Daywalker
08-22-2006, 08:01 PM
ok heres a question - when is the best time to sell stuff on ebay - u always see ppl saying that a statue/MB didnt get a good price b/c its no thte season etc... when exactly is the season for selling stuff on ebay ???

Sam Wilson
08-22-2006, 09:09 PM
Here's a question for you Pimp.Will you be in NYC before the NYC City con.


might be in NYC in Dec, we'll see.

Sam Wilson
08-22-2006, 09:14 PM
sam why is that chicks like to wear low cut boobie shirts - but hten give u a look like WTF when ur looking at the ta-tas ??

and that leads to my next question - how young is TOO young ???? :eplus2: :eplus2:


When I figure out how a woman's mind works, the first place I'll post about it is up here. But I have a feeling that's not going to be any time soon.

Umm, that second one, well. 18 man. Jeeze, I'm a freakin' HS teacher.

Sam Wilson
08-22-2006, 09:15 PM
ok heres a question - when is the best time to sell stuff on ebay - u always see ppl saying that a statue/MB didnt get a good price b/c its no thte season etc... when exactly is the season for selling stuff on ebay ???

x-mas time, end of the month, have your auction start on a sunday. Word.

Ish
08-22-2006, 09:17 PM
yo sam you should know this, why is daywalker such a *********? :laugh:

ANGRYCOMICMAN
08-22-2006, 09:24 PM
might be in NYC in Dec, we'll see.

Well if you do, we really must get together, and do some serious eating. :rolleyes2

Sam Wilson
08-23-2006, 06:57 AM
yo sam you should know this, why is daywalker such a f@g-duche? :laugh:

umm, you're just kidding/ball busting, right?

Ish
08-23-2006, 07:26 AM
umm, you're just kidding/ball busting, right?

and they say you know it all... :rolleyes2 you should know that by now biggie. :laugh:

Primal
08-23-2006, 08:39 AM
before the NYC City con.
Sam. Why did Coca say City when City was already included in the NYC acronym? :laugh:

Daywalker
08-23-2006, 10:26 AM
yo sam you should know this, why is daywalker such a *********? :laugh:
:rolleyes2 sam why does cable suck so much ass ??

boondocksaint
08-23-2006, 11:41 AM
Sam. Why did Coca say City when City was already included in the NYC acronym? :laugh:

thats easy...because hes a chimp! :eplus2: :laugh:

Primal
08-23-2006, 12:13 PM
thats easy...because hes a chimp! :eplus2: :laugh:
:laugh:

Devils Drifter
08-23-2006, 02:03 PM
Hey Sam,

Why is a Hamburger called a Hamburger if there is no ham in it?

boondocksaint
08-23-2006, 03:19 PM
sammy..

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Sam Wilson
08-23-2006, 04:37 PM
okay, I'll try and tackle a few at once...

ish, daywalker isn't so much *** and a douche as he's 8 and likes skanky asian chicks...

daywalker, cable sucks because he is the emo personification of a superhero. If "sucks" were to be visually represented by any one person, it would be cable. Cable is a crappy name, his half robot body is crappy, his eye is totally *** and no one in their right mind would buy any 3-d representation of him. In fact I heard from RB himself he would hack off his own hand rather than sculpt anything remotely related to cable.

Primal, functionally coca is a 64 IQ, that puts him somewhere between forest gump and a dolphin.

boonie, woodchucks suck, go BADGERS... :buttrock:

http://www.hep.wisc.edu/cms/Bucky_Badger.jpeg.gif

Sam Wilson
08-23-2006, 04:38 PM
Hey Sam,

Why is a Hamburger called a Hamburger if there is no ham in it?


cause ham is still tastey and the inventor of the hamburger is just showing his respect.

And to make muslims and jews feel guilty every time they forsake the deliciousness of pork for a burger...

Kdawg59
08-23-2006, 04:42 PM
Sam what is the ultimate Vato beverage of choice on Vato hill living the samurai lifestyle?

Sam Wilson
08-23-2006, 04:45 PM
Sam what is the ultimate Vato beverage of choice on Vato hill living the samurai lifestyle?


skim milk, cold. In a pint glass. :cool:

for real, us vatos gotta keep in shape und haaf beeg muskles...

Kdawg59
08-23-2006, 04:48 PM
So true... and you are right...

Ish
08-23-2006, 04:51 PM
:rolleyes2 sam why does cable suck so much ass ??
there is nothing wrong with that you know... :laugh: :eplus2:

wktf
08-23-2006, 04:57 PM
When I figure out how a woman's mind works, the first place I'll post about it is up here. But I have a feeling that's not going to be any time soon.
Sam, if guys could figure women out would they just change in some way, realizing they lost the advantage, to only leave us in the same place? Is this like doing the dishes...they'll just need washing again...?

Sam Wilson
08-23-2006, 05:03 PM
Sam, if guys could figure women out would they just change in some way, realizing they lost the advantage, to only leave us in the same place? Is this like doing the dishes...they'll just need washing again...?

yes, women are adaptive and hive minded, much like the borg, and any deciphering of their language would just lead to upgrades, like you said with your dish washing analogy. Sadly, it is a loosing battle. :(

Sam Wilson
08-23-2006, 05:06 PM
yes, women are adaptive and hive minded, much like the borg, and any deciphering of their language would just lead to upgrades, like you said with your dish washing analogy. Sadly, it is a loosing battle. :(


except for bender, gonzo, tattoo s, rogue, valemeister and my wife. Umm, you guys are all awesome and I would never make broad, sweeping generalizations of any of you... :confused2

wktf
08-23-2006, 05:13 PM
except for bender, gonzo, tattoo s, rogue, valemeister and my wife. Umm, you guys are all awesome and I would never make broad, sweeping generalizations of any of you... :confused2
Oh, but fine, you'd make a sweeping generalization about my wife, huh? :)

Except that it'd be true... :confused2

Sam Wilson
08-23-2006, 05:19 PM
Oh, but fine, you'd make a sweeping generalization about my wife, huh? :)

Except that it'd be true... :confused2


bro, I thought you were safe, she doesn't read the boards.

If she does you are so screwed... :confused2

Ish
08-23-2006, 05:22 PM
yes, women are adaptive and hive minded, much like the borg, and any deciphering of their language would just lead to upgrades, like you said with your dish washing analogy. Sadly, it is a loosing battle. :(
no no no, there is your problem, you don't play mind games with women, it's quite simple really; first, take your hands and place them around her neck, then you squeeze slightly, next you do a shake motion, front and back, not side to side as other may say, and last you look her staight in the eyes with a crazy look and say: i'll kill you beyoch!! j/k LOL.

Sam Wilson
08-23-2006, 05:33 PM
no no no, there is your problem, you don't play mind games with women, it's quite simple really; first, take your hands and place them around her neck, then you squeeze slightly, next you do a shake motion, front and back, not side to side as other may say, and last you look her staight in the eyes with a crazy look and say: i'll kill you beyoch!! j/k LOL.


ish, bro. Decalf. Or vigorous mastrubation. For real... :confused2 :)

Daywalker
08-23-2006, 06:15 PM
yes, women are adaptive and hive minded, much like the borg, and any deciphering of their language would just lead to upgrades, like you said with your dish washing analogy. Sadly, it is a loosing battle. :(
haha - serisouly - LOL :laugh: :laugh:

and for hte record skanky asian (or any other race) chicks rule :buttrock:

Daywalker
08-23-2006, 06:16 PM
ish, bro. Decalf. Or vigorous mastrubation. For real... :confused2 :)
im thinking ish already partakes in option #2 so all he has left is decaf :eplus2: :eplus2:

Ish
08-23-2006, 06:28 PM
whats decalf??

Daywalker
08-23-2006, 06:32 PM
whats decalf??
its a baby decow :laugh: :laugh:

Ish
08-23-2006, 06:33 PM
its a baby decow :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:

Tony Coca
08-23-2006, 09:03 PM
thats easy...because hes a chimp! :eplus2: :laugh:
And your a Rhinosoass. :eplus2:

boondocksaint
08-23-2006, 09:13 PM
And your a Rhinosoass. :eplus2:


good comeback potsy :banghead:

Tony Coca
08-23-2006, 09:26 PM
good comeback potsy :banghead:
Sit on it Mouth. :laugh:

hawkeyethearcher
08-24-2006, 04:43 PM
i have been working out for a couple months now. i am noticing the muscle firmness and the energy. i lifts weights and use the firm cardio videos. the problem is that my stomach is not shrinking. my weight is going down my chins are fussing into one. what do you suggest for the stomach. i am dieting. i do not do sit ups. maybe sit ups with a ten pound weight. is there a stomach video you can recommend.

wktf
08-24-2006, 05:39 PM
bro, I thought you were safe, she doesn't read the boards.

If she does you are so screwed... :confused2
Nah, I'm safe, bro. :thumbs2:

ANGRYCOMICMAN
08-25-2006, 07:15 PM
Hey Sam. I read the first issue of the BOYS. It was coolio. :eplus2:
I want to be on the Butchers team. :eplus2:
Thanks for the heads up. :rolleyes2

devlinboy
08-25-2006, 07:19 PM
i have work at 8 tommorow morning. should i drink jaeger or gin tonight

Sam Wilson
08-25-2006, 07:56 PM
i have work at 8 tommorow morning. should i drink jaeger or gin tonight


gin. Tonight is a good night for Gin and Tonics, jager always guarantees a hangover...

Sam Wilson
08-25-2006, 07:56 PM
Hey Sam. I read the first issue of the BOYS. It was coolio. :eplus2:
I want to be on the Butchers team. :eplus2:
Thanks for the heads up. :rolleyes2


bro, you ARE the butcher...

devlinboy
08-25-2006, 07:58 PM
gin. Tonight is a good night for Gin and Tonics, jager always guarantees a hangover...

thank you sir

Tony Coca
08-25-2006, 09:26 PM
thank you sir
Ahhh stop being a Pansy ass.Drink Gin and Jager. :buttrock:

ANGRYCOMICMAN
08-25-2006, 09:46 PM
Ahhh stop being a Pansy ass.Drink Gin and Jager. :buttrock:

Better yet drink a lot of gin and go do Mick Jagger. :eplus2:

Closetnerd
08-26-2006, 01:43 AM
Sam,

If I am at point "A" (say SDCC) and want to get to point "B"(say a nearby hotel), EXACTLY how long would it take to traverse the distance on foot, VERSUS having an exchange student in a rickshaw drive me on the back of his bike followed closely by GALACTUS in his rickshaw????

Totally hypothetical of course....... :eplus2:

Daywalker
08-26-2006, 01:46 AM
Sam,

If I am at point "A" (say SDCC) and want to get to point "B"(say a nearby hotel), EXACTLY how long would it take to traverse the distance on foot, VERSUS having an exchange student in a rickshaw drive me on the back of his bike followed closely by GALACTUS in his rickshaw????

Totally hypothetical of course....... :eplus2:
LOL :laugh: :laugh:

Sam Wilson
08-26-2006, 08:18 AM
Sam,

If I am at point "A" (say SDCC) and want to get to point "B"(say a nearby hotel), EXACTLY how long would it take to traverse the distance on foot, VERSUS having an exchange student in a rickshaw drive me on the back of his bike followed closely by GALACTUS in his rickshaw????

Totally hypothetical of course....... :eplus2:

I'll tell you one thing, longer than 15 goddamn minutes...
:confused2

Model Giants
08-26-2006, 11:04 AM
I've got this burning sensation when I pee? You told me you were clean, did you lie to me? hahahahahahahahaha

Sam Wilson
08-26-2006, 02:26 PM
I've got this burning sensation when I pee? You told me you were clean, did you lie to me? hahahahahahahahaha


Does fire shoot out of your ****? If so, stop ****ing ish in the ass then. :eplus2:

ANGRYCOMICMAN
08-26-2006, 11:34 PM
A serious question:
Should I move out on my own again? Reason being she (the used to be better half) hates this hobbie, including the art & the comics. There is no let up. :banghead:

Oh, and how good you think the CSI is here? :eek:

Sam Wilson
08-27-2006, 08:30 AM
A serious question:
Should I move out on my own again? Reason being she (the used to be better half) hates this hobbie, including the art & the comics. There is no let up. :banghead:

Oh, and how good you think the CSI is here? :eek:


probably pretty good, since a lot of New Rochelle cops come from NYPD, don't they?

Tell her, "yo, this is my hobby, if you aint cool wit it, well, at least back off about it and let me have my space". If she doesn't, I keep a shovel and some lye in my trunk bro.

I mean, she's not your wife anymore, and if it's your house and you pay the bills, then throw her ass to the curb. Word. If it's not your house, split and set yourself up in a dope ass bachelor pad with a pool table and all that. Word. I'll come by and we'll bbq some pork and some steaks. It'll be good.

CKinSD
08-28-2006, 02:23 PM
A serious question:
Should I move out on my own again? Reason being she (the used to be better half) hates this hobbie, including the art & the comics. There is no let up. :banghead:

Oh, and how good you think the CSI is here? :eek:

what sam said sounds like the best plan man. you are always welcome to visit to get away for a few days.


oh and Sam........... well dude you rock! this is freggin a great topic to read

Bengalslair
09-28-2006, 05:19 PM
How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

stormshadow007
09-30-2006, 07:22 PM
Yo Sam! Dude, whenever I'm not wearing my ninja outfit and have to assume my regular cover as a college student, I always have a tough time deciding where to store my Shuriken stars. Should I.....

1.) Slip them in my socks.
2.) Buy a cheesy fanny pack and use that for storage.
3.) Bunch 4 or 5 together in my belt like a belt buckle for quick release and access.
4.) Develop a super sleek wrist/forearm device made of light weight Kevlar that slips the stars in my hand at the flick of a wrist. This means I have to wear protective gloves to protect my hand from the pointy bits and I have to wear long-sleeve shirts or hoodies all the time.

Thanks for your help as usual.

Sam Wilson
10-01-2006, 09:36 PM
storm, look in the lastest dated thread for your answer...

Batwing
10-12-2006, 09:53 PM
Question:

Captain Mar-Vell has had a long history with the Super Skrull. Did he face the Super Skrull more during his green/white "Spaceman" stint or during his Starlin era?

Thanks, Sam.

Batwing
10-12-2006, 10:01 PM
Another question:

www.crocs.com

I personally think there should be laws against people over the age of 9 wearing those fugly neon coloured "Crocs" shoes, no matter how comfortable people claim they are. They only look right on kids. They are easily the most ridiculous footwear to have emerged in human history since Dutch wooden clogs and archaic Chinese tiny shoes for bound feet.

Am I wrong for feeling this way?

Sam Wilson
10-13-2006, 09:08 PM
Another question:

www.crocs.com

I personally think there should be laws against people over the age of 9 wearing those fugly neon coloured "Crocs" shoes, no matter how comfortable people claim they are. They only look right on kids. They are easily the most ridiculous footwear to have emerged in human history since Dutch wooden clogs and archaic Chinese tiny shoes for bound feet.

Am I wrong for feeling this way?


bats, I'm answering your question in a new thread...