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DDura711
09-06-2006, 03:43 PM
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/scent_of_julia_pagesix_.htm

September 5, 2006 -- JULIA Roberts has an aroma all her own. Rupert Everett, who co-starred with her in "My Best Friend's Wedding," says, "Julia smelt vaguely of sweat, which I thought was very sexy." In his upcoming autobiography, "Red Carpets and Other Banana Skins," excerpted in London's Daily Mail, the openly *** actor adds, "There is a male quality to the female superstar. There has to be. If a girl is going to survive in Hollywood . . . Flocks of executive seagulls will try to take her and drop her onto the rocks. She must learn to [bleep] them before they [bleep] her if she is to survive, so she becomes a kind of she-man, a beautiful woman with invisible balls."

:sly2: Huh?

Zurbaran1
09-06-2006, 03:47 PM
Balls! You know what those are. Oh wait, you don't. :laugh:

Parky
09-06-2006, 03:48 PM
so she becomes a kind of she-man, a beautiful woman with invisible balls.

WTF :puke2:

'Nuff
09-06-2006, 04:03 PM
Balls! You know what those are. Oh wait, you don't. :laugh:
...cold...funny...but cold...

madjazz
09-06-2006, 04:45 PM
I can remember one time at Hooters when I wish Drew had invisible balls . . . .

Tattoo-S
09-06-2006, 05:01 PM
I can remember one time at Hooters when I wish Drew had invisible balls . . . .
Was he flashing, or standing over your head...:confused: LOL :confused2

DDura711
09-06-2006, 06:19 PM
Was he flashing, or standing over your head...:confused: LOL :confused2
I got the photos. Wanna see? :laugh: :puke2:

'Nuff
09-06-2006, 06:33 PM
I got the photos. Wanna see? :laugh: :puke2:
Will pass...

Ink
09-06-2006, 06:36 PM
okay...... :confused2

madjazz
09-06-2006, 07:22 PM
Was he flashing, or standing over your head...:confused: LOL :confused2
Tats - If you don't believe it, go to the Good Grief! section and look at Galactus' bust in the You've Been Busted thread. Ask yourself why the walnuts are there :)

DDura711
09-06-2006, 09:18 PM
okay...... :confused2
You wanna see his Nuts? Send me your e-mail address. Weirdo. :laugh:

'Nuff
09-06-2006, 09:37 PM
You wanna see his Nuts? Send me your e-mail address. Weirdo. :laugh:
Yet another thread gone wrong... :banghead:

DDura711
09-06-2006, 10:14 PM
Yet another thread gone wrong... :banghead:
Gone Wrong? The Thread is titled "Julea Roberts Smells like Balls". Didn't that set the tone :laugh:

devlinboy
09-06-2006, 10:15 PM
this is one of the weirdest things ive ever read. but i guess that guy knows what balls smells like lol