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wktf
10-03-2006, 10:58 AM
Let's get it started again!!!
Deadpool
10-04-2006, 08:38 AM
Sammy, in a 10 man per table 10 table Poker Tourney, why would someone call an "All in" with a Q/8 off suit? I took all his chips with my pocket 9's, and flopped a set, so it does not matter to me, but I was curious as to why someone would be so stupid to call, with such a crappy hand. :)
Kdawg59
10-04-2006, 10:07 AM
Sammy... Vato... do you see Ohio State staying #1 all year?

Do you see Michigan going undefeated into Ohio State?

Who do you see winning that game?

I'll send you pie if you call the whole affair now?

Ohio State National Champs?
Michigan National Champs?
Neither?

Oh and one more... why are foxy chicas who brush their hair against you so powerful?
Sam Wilson
10-04-2006, 05:00 PM
Sammy... Vato... do you see Ohio State staying #1 all year?

Do you see Michigan going undefeated into Ohio State?

Who do you see winning that game?

I'll send you pie if you call the whole affair now?

Ohio State National Champs?
Michigan National Champs?
Neither?

Oh and one more... why are foxy chicas who brush their hair against you so powerful?


Badgers my friend. The Badgers (U of Wisconsin, my alma matter). Go big Red.

as for the foxy chicas, well...
stormshadow007
10-04-2006, 06:04 PM
Hey Sam, what's the sexiest outfit our girlfriends can wear during role-playing?

1. schoolgirl
2. frenchmaid
3. regular work clothes with garters underneath
4. nurse
5. daisy duke shorts with white t-shirt and have her wash the car while I control the water hose?
6. nice set of lingerie with a robe on top
7. all of the above
8. none of the above, meaning whatever she's wearing
Sam Wilson
10-04-2006, 08:28 PM
Hey Sam, what's the sexiest outfit our girlfriends can wear during role-playing?



Schoolgirl skirt, the shorter the better, sweater with the navel showing, high heels, kinda like Fergie was wearing in that black eyed peas video Hey Mama...

but again, like I've said time and time again, why limit yourself? All those sound good. Had to digress for a minute, had Fergie on the brain. Yes, she's become quite the HO, but damn if that video won't always hold a special place in my, well, anyway...
Sam Wilson
10-04-2006, 08:32 PM
Sammy, in a 10 man per table 10 table Poker Tourney, why would someone call an "All in" with a Q/8 off suit? I took all his chips with my pocket 9's, and flopped a set, so it does not matter to me, but I was curious as to why someone would be so stupid to call, with such a crappy hand. :)


Simply my brother. It is because he is a beyotch. Clearly a case of the TO's...
stormshadow007
10-04-2006, 09:36 PM
Schoolgirl skirt, the shorter the better, sweater with the navel showing, high heels, kinda like Fergie was wearing in that black eyed peas video Hey Mama...

but again, like I've said time and time again, why limit yourself? All those sound good. Had to digress for a minute, had Fergie on the brain. Yes, she's become quite the HO, but damn if that video won't always hold a special place in my, well, anyway...

Fergie luv you long time! She is hot...nice abs too :thumbs2: Thanks ma man.
Tony Coca
10-05-2006, 07:47 PM
Hey Sam,

What would you do if some Cracker Azz Honkey came into your crib trying to disrespect you and your Fam.
Sam Wilson
10-05-2006, 09:24 PM
Hey Sam,

What would you do if some Cracker Azz Honkey came into your crib trying to disrespect you and your Fam.


Punch that Cracker Beyotch square in the face, and if he had any fight left in him I'd armbar his ass and crank that **** until it broke. Then I'd send him to the Bronx to be ground up into chorizo and eat his ass with some beans and rice. Word.

Don't **** with the Fam yo. I'd do the same for any friend who had theirs disrespected as well. No joke.
pablocruze
10-05-2006, 10:15 PM
Hey Sam...who do you see taking the Heisman Trophy this year?
ickwinzs
10-06-2006, 07:10 PM
its still 15 minutes....
Sam Wilson
10-06-2006, 07:14 PM
its still 15 minutes....

15 minutes my ass... :stick:
ickwinzs
10-06-2006, 07:24 PM
hahhahaaha!!!
Sam Wilson
10-07-2006, 08:10 AM
Hey Sam...who do you see taking the Heisman Trophy this year?

The black guy...
Tony Coca
10-07-2006, 11:13 AM
The black guy...

LOL LOL good answer.

Hey Sam,

When you come down in Dec or Feb are we going to the Gracie gym.:thumbs2:
Tony Coca
10-07-2006, 05:30 PM
Hey Sam,

would you let her kick your ass.

http://revistatpm.uol.com.br/53/kyra/pop/f13.jpg
Sam Wilson
10-07-2006, 09:30 PM
LOL LOL good answer.

Hey Sam,

When you come down in Dec or Feb are we going to the Gracie gym.:thumbs2:


Hell yeah, Renzo Garacie's in Midtown.
Sam Wilson
10-07-2006, 09:31 PM
Hey Sam,

would you let her kick your ass.

http://revistatpm.uol.com.br/53/kyra/pop/f13.jpg


Who's that?
Tony Coca
10-07-2006, 10:15 PM
Who's that?

Thats Kyra Gracie.Royces niece.
JavOner
10-07-2006, 10:22 PM
hey sam what do you think about the yankees losing :banghead: .
ickwinzs
10-08-2006, 12:23 AM
hey sam what do you think about the yankees losing :banghead: .

I don't know about Sam, But it is sweet!!!!!:thumbs2:
Tony Coca
10-08-2006, 12:44 PM
I don't know about Sam, But it is sweet!!!!!:thumbs2:

you know..

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j110/edtietz/1079123296_crotchkick.gif
pablocruze
10-09-2006, 12:13 AM
The black guy...

The one who smiles, is polite and loves Jesus or the one with a criminal record and attitude?
Sam Wilson
10-09-2006, 04:28 PM
The one who smiles, is polite and loves Jesus or the one with a criminal record and attitude?

The one who runs over the most honkeys...
Collection King 13
10-09-2006, 04:32 PM
My Ex-Wife Invited me and My Girl and a few of my friends to go to her B-Day bash at some club but she only gave me enough tickets me my friend and my sis to get in free and whoever else comes has to pay a reduced amount at the door should I go? But she has also hinted on me going with out my girl... What should I do????:confused:
Sam Wilson
10-09-2006, 04:50 PM
My Ex-Wife Invited me and My Girl and a few of my friends to go to her B-Day bash at some club but she only gave me enough tickets me my friend and my sis to get in free and whoever else comes has to pay a reduced amount at the door should I go? But she has also hinted on me going with out my girl... What should I do????:confused:

Take your girl, and your bro, ignore your wife all night. Eat and drink all the free **** you can get your hands on.
Collection King 13
10-09-2006, 04:52 PM
Take your girl, and your bro, ignore your wife all night. Eat and drink all the free **** you can get your hands on.

Thanks Sammy!
Tony Coca
10-09-2006, 06:03 PM
Hey Sam,

would you let her kick your ass.

http://revistatpm.uol.com.br/53/kyra/pop/f13.jpg

So Sam would you.By the way the Kyra Gracie,Royce Gracies niece.
Primal
10-09-2006, 06:06 PM
Hey Sammy. Who caused the Bowen site to crash today? :redface:
Sam Wilson
10-09-2006, 06:20 PM
So Sam would you.By the way the Kyra Gracie,Royce Gracies niece.



Umm, can't do it bro. To much respect for the Gracies. I pity the fool who tries to take her honor...
Sam Wilson
10-09-2006, 06:22 PM
Hey Sammy. Who caused the Bowen site to crash today? :redface:


It was bat_collector, everyone's favorite momo. He thought that instead of "white elektra" it was "white wolverine tube top" exclusive, and then he tried to order the entire run. It crashed the system... :confused2
DDura711
10-09-2006, 06:28 PM
I KNEW IT!!!!!!
Even started a thread over it. :thumbs2:
http://www.statueforum.com/showthread.php?t=37091
pablocruze
10-09-2006, 09:39 PM
The one who runs over the most honkeys...

What if there's a tie in the honkey running over category?

Do touchdowns and yardage gained count?
Sam Wilson
10-09-2006, 09:47 PM
I KNEW IT!!!!!!
Even started a thread over it. :thumbs2:
http://www.statueforum.com/showthread.php?t=37091


hmm. Coca, I be Ddura would try and tag the Gracie Sister. He'd probably ask her to put him in a triangle at some twisted attempt at auto erotic asphixiation. Then again, that would mean her crotch would be stuck in his face. Huh. :peoples:
Tony Coca
10-10-2006, 06:06 PM
So Sammy,

Will Ken finally get his revenge on Tito tonight.Or will Tito just hand him his ass again.
Sam Wilson
10-10-2006, 09:06 PM
So Sammy,

Will Ken finally get his revenge on Tito tonight.Or will Tito just hand him his ass again.

Ken will eat a bunch of elbows. Again. It's on spike this time because no one truely gives a fu$#...
Tony Coca
10-10-2006, 09:45 PM
KO 1st round Ortiz wins.3rd time.Give it up Ken.
Sam Wilson
10-10-2006, 11:33 PM
KO 1st round Ortiz wins.3rd time.Give it up Ken.


I wanna see Kyra Gracie fight ken...
Tony Coca
10-11-2006, 07:03 AM
I wanna see Kyra Gracie fight ken...

He'll lose that one too.