Ask Sammy, Holiday Thread...

[Sam Wilson]

Okay, let's hear 'em. How do I get rid of my mother-in-law? Can a foxy chica serve mincemeat pie? If you got a question, I probably have an answer. Not a good one, but an answer nonetheless...

[Tony Coca]

Okay, let's hear 'em. How do I get rid of my mother-in-law? Can a foxy chica serve mincemeat pie? If you got a question, I probably have an answer. Not a good one, but an answer nonetheless...

well you can always slip some draino in the MiLs coffe.

[Tattoo-S]

Ok, here's a question.....

I don't have problems with elves or fat men, but I got a big hairy Wookie Problem. How do you suggest I handle him?

Jack nut is always in my pies and cookies, and kitchen for that matter, how do keep him out of my office? LOL

['Nuff]

Okay, let's hear 'em. How do I get rid of my mother-in-law? Can a foxy chica serve mincemeat pie? If you got a question, I probably have an answer. Not a good one, but an answer nonetheless...

As to the "foxy chica...and the mincemeat pie"...Has she been anywhere near a meat grinder...?...

[Primal]

Hey Sam...Who's the hottest chica to spend the holidays with? :D

And can you post a pic please? :buttrock:

[misanthrope]

i have a pie question. my wife is on a weight loss plan that she feels can be a lifestyle change. shes been very successful and im very proud of her, but, shes asked her mother not to bring any pie to our house this year! should i drop kick her fat @$$ or embrace the holiday season without the joy of coconut chocolate chess pie?

[ANGRYCOMICMAN]

Sam, is it proper to braid your arm pit hairs in public?

[ANGRYCOMICMAN]

Sam, during Thanksgiving dinner what is the proper ediquet (?) for cutting your mother-in-laws throat? During the dinner or wait until dessert? I forget, from the last time.

[Tattoo-X]

Sam, during Thanksgiving dinner what is the proper ediquet (?) for cutting your mother-in-laws throat? During the dinner or wait until dessert? I forget, from the last time.

I can answer that.
Left to right, slow and deep.

[ANGRYCOMICMAN]

well you can always slip some draino in the MiLs coffe.

You can taste drano (my 2nd ex told me), it is very hard to mask. Unless you hold her down and force feed it to her.:thumbs2:

Sorry for answering that, Sam.

[ANGRYCOMICMAN]

I can answer that.
Left to right, slow and deep.

:eplus2: :eplus2:

[Sam Wilson]

Ok, here's a question.....

I don't have problems with elves or fat men, but I got a big hairy Wookie Problem. How do you suggest I handle him?

Jack nut is always in my pies and cookies, and kitchen for that matter, how do keep him out of my office? LOL


Bear trap in the cookie jar. Trust me...

[Sam Wilson]

As to the "foxy chica...and the mincemeat pie"...Has she been anywhere near a meat grinder...?...

Does it matter? Foxy is foxy...

[Sam Wilson]

Hey Sam...Who's the hottest chica to spend the holidays with? :D

And can you post a pic please? :buttrock:

Hmm. That would have to be your wife/gf, unless you are single, then Rebecca Romjin would be okay. Word...

http://www.icebin.net/upload/milk/rebecca_romijn_stamos_l.jpg

[Sam Wilson]

i have a pie question. my wife is on a weight loss plan that she feels can be a lifestyle change. shes been very successful and im very proud of her, but, shes asked her mother not to bring any pie to our house this year! should i drop kick her fat @$$ or embrace the holiday season without the joy of coconut chocolate chess pie?


Dropkick that beyotch. Then wack her in the vagina with a ballpeen hammer.

[Sam Wilson]

Sam, is it proper to braid your arm pit hairs in public?


No. Unless you are offered pie to do it...

[Sam Wilson]

Sam, during Thanksgiving dinner what is the proper ediquet (?) for cutting your mother-in-laws throat? During the dinner or wait until dessert? I forget, from the last time.

Front door, before she enters. Breaking bread with an enemy combatant is violates the 3rd tennant of man-law.

[Tattoo-S]

Bear trap in the cookie jar. Trust me...

What.....No ballpean hammer to the temple, no ice pick to the heart, no dipping the twig and berries in hot oil.....Your way more level headed and humanitarion that you get credit for. I would so have imagined a much harsher scenario. LOL Thanks for the advise though. Bear Trap might just work. LOL :thumbs2: :confused2

[misanthrope]

Dropkick that beyotch. Then wack her in the vagina with a ballpeen hammer.

dude, ill lose my hammer:confused2

[Sam Wilson]

dude, ill lose my hammer:confused2

Try a sledgehammer then... :peoples:

[Tony Coca]

Hey Sammy

Now that the Holiday season is here,How do you prevent yourself from busting a cap in someones ass when you go out to stores.

[Sam Wilson]

Hey Sammy

Now that the Holiday season is here,How do you prevent yourself from busting a cap in someones ass when you go out to stores.

Why prevent? Roll with it yo, Glock Glock motherfu$3ers...

[The Fog]

When I'm at a party or a dinner (such as T-day) I alway's try to sneak away to fart, then some nosey bastardo follow's me and ask's what I'm doing, what do I do Sam, if they haven't already smelled the answer?
And did you ever fart, then when you came back into the crowd, then you gotta cut the real big one?
Thank's, I just didn't know who I could talk to about this.

[Sam Wilson]

When I'm at a party or a dinner (such as T-day) I alway's try to sneak away to fart, then some nosey bastardo follow's me and ask's what I'm doing, what do I do Sam, if they haven't already smelled the answer?
And did you ever fart, then when you came back into the crowd, then you gotta cut the real big one?
Thank's, I just didn't know who I could talk to about this.



Whack that nosy bastardo in the balls with a ballpeen hammer, then hold him down and pass gas on his beyotch little head.

As far as cutting the cheese in big crouds, not cool yo, I sneak away and at least face my ass towards the closest window...

[J Storm]

Yo Sam, a foxy chica asked me what I wanted for x-mas but I have everything you can think of. With the exception of a kid, what's a good gift she can get me?

[Sam Wilson]

Yo Sam, a foxy chica asked me what I wanted for x-mas but I have everything you can think of. With the exception of a kid, what's a good gift she can get me?

The things I'm thinking of are inaproriate for this forum...

[wktf]

The things I'm thinking of are inaproriate for this forum...

Then you need to start PMing a whole bunch a' folks to keep it off the forum. :thumbs2:

[Sam Wilson]

Then you need to start PMing a whole bunch a' folks to keep it off the forum. :thumbs2:

well, I will say ask her if she's willing to touch you in special places, if not ask her if she is willing to touch herself in special places and let you watch. That would be an aiight present if you ask me...

And to translate for bat_collector, by special places I don't mean the palm of your hand...:confused2

[Tony Coca]

well, I will say ask her if she's willing to touch you in special places, if not ask her if she is willing to touch herself in special places and let you watch. That would be an aiight present if you ask me...

And to translate for bat_collector, by special places I don't mean the palm of your hand...:confused2


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Tony Coca]

Hey Big Man,


If you was locked up for killing some Viganianotouchy Kracker ass Kracker Biatch and you were going to get a last meal,what would it be.

[Ish]

well, I will say ask her if she's willing to touch you in special places, if not ask her if she is willing to touch herself in special places and let you watch. That would be an aiight present if you ask me...

And to translate for bat_collector, by special places I don't mean the palm of your hand...:confused2

:laugh: :laugh:

[Sam Wilson]

Hey Big Man,


If you was locked up for killing some Viganianotouchy Kracker ass Kracker Biatch and you were going to get a last meal,what would it be.

Fried Chicken, Mac and Cheese and an orange crush, with a big ass piece of sweet potatoe-pecan pie to finish it off. Word... :)

[Tony Coca]

Fried Chicken, Mac and Cheese and an orange crush, with a big ass piece of sweet potatoe-pecan pie to finish it off. Word... :)

white meat or dark meat.

[Sam Wilson]

white meat or dark meat.

dark meat brother, dark meat. When we gonna hit popeyes?

[Tony Coca]

dark meat brother, dark meat. When we gonna hit popeyes?

once you come down brother.You making it down this month or no.If anything well roll in Feb.

[Underdog07]

Strippers: more appropriate on Christmas eve or Christmas day?

[madjazz]

I don't have problems with elves or fat men, but I got a big hairy Wookie Problem. How do you suggest I handle him?
Waxing.

[Sam Wilson]

Strippers: more appropriate on Christmas eve or Christmas day?

neither, the wife would whack my balls with a ballpeen hammer if I was ever around any loose titty like that. For you single guys, I would say either, but paid titty is no substitute for actual titty, I'm just saying...

[DDura711]

but paid titty is no substitute for actual titty, I'm just saying...
Well my view is you don't pay the titty for what you do, you pay the titty to keep her mouth shut and leave when your done. :D

[DDura711]

My question for Sam.

When will you be gracing us in NY with your presence again?
We've got that Brazilian BBQ place to wreck!

[Ish]

My question for Sam.

When will you be gracing us in NY with your presence again?
We've got that Brazilian BBQ place to wreck!

:buttrock:

[Sam Wilson]

My question for Sam.

When will you be gracing us in NY with your presence again?
We've got that Brazilian BBQ place to wreck!

bah. taking class and working full time right now, but maybe June. You all best be ready...

[Tony Coca]

bah. taking class and working full time right now, but maybe June. You all best be ready...

JUNE.you mean you are not going make your presence felt at the NYC in feb.

If its because ball collector is going,we can arrange that he never arrives.:eplus2:

[Sam Wilson]

JUNE.you mean you are not going make your presence felt at the NYC in feb.

If its because ball collector is going,we can arrange that he never arrives.:eplus2:

bah, I wish I could come to con, but it's either that one or SDCC, and I gotta go to SDCC, I got some stuff in the works I'll tell you about.

If you want to get rid of b/c, just take him to scores, I guarantee all the scattered ass will make him explode like a bird after eating uncooked rice...:confused2

[ANGRYCOMICMAN]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, SAM.:)
The best to you and your family. I'm glad I met you this year, and I hope to see you again next year.
:buttrock:

[Sam Wilson]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, SAM.:)
The best to you and your family. I'm glad I met you this year, and I hope to see you again next year.
:buttrock:

word brother, see you in San Diego or New York in '07, believe that...

[Eye of Agamotto]

Got fishscale, it seems that Ghostface is currently the illest?

[Tony Coca]

Got fishscale, it seems that Ghostface is currently the illest?

Get More Fish.To me its better then Fishscale.

[Sam Wilson]

Got fishscale, it seems that Ghostface is currently the illest?

Word, even though as far as body of work goes, I'd go with "Supreme Clientele" over "Fishscale"...

[Tony Coca]

Word, even though as far as body of work goes, I'd go with "Supreme Clientele" over "Fishscale"...

without a doubt,I was just saying out of the two recent albums to me More Fish is better.

[Ish]

If you want to get rid of b/c, just take him to scores, I guarantee all the scattered ass will make him explode like a bird after eating uncooked rice...:confused2

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Eye of Agamotto]

Word, even though as far as body of work goes, I'd go with "Supreme Clientele" over "Fishscale"...

I will get more fish, thanks Coca. Sam, hope next year you continue to kick ass as furiously as you did this one, honor before death has stayed with me and impacted me greatly, thank you again for those choice words. :buttrock: Hopefully one day we shall meet.

[Sam Wilson]

without a doubt,I was just saying out of the two recent albums to me More Fish is better.

agreed.

And word Eye, we'll hook up soon enough...