Why Constrictor needs a full-size statue by Neil D. MacDonald

[Crom]

Most of you only know Constrictor as a small-to-medium time thug, who occassionally battles Captain America, Hulk, Power Man and Iron Fist.

But did you know...

he tried out for the Fantastic Four BEFORE Spider-Man?

he was the original selection for the Super-Soldier serum?

he was a Herald of Galactus?

he discovered unstable molecules before Reed Richards?

he was Victor Von Doom's roomate at college? (Taught Dr. Doom how to beer-bong)

he eneded the first Kree-Skrull war WITHOUT some fancy cosmic BS? (Just with old-fashioned, electrified, adamantium whips and a can of whoop-a$$)

he truned down membership in The Defenders? (Okay, so did a lot of people, but still...)

he is the true villain behind CIVIL WAR?

This is all true. Look it up. In fact, these and many other incredible achievements make the The Constrictor the sigle most important character in Marvel Comics history.

To not have a full-size statue is a traveshamockery.

[rychehitman]

I'd like to know the source material for some of these little fun facts. Those are some good ones!

[JDH]

You missed off 'aged 8 and three quarters' from your subject title.:)

I think Constrictor deserves two full-size statues, subtly different, so that he can get his deserved time in the sun in terms of forum debate and polls about which should see the light of day.

[HoldyourfireAl]

I'd display him with Hulk or Cap! I'd definitely buy! Woo-Hoo!

[JDH]

One question, though - is Neil D. McDonald a good sculptor?

[Crom]

You missed off 'aged 8 and three quarters' from your subject title.:)


Said the man-child who draws Peanuts characters as Marvel Super-Heroes.:)

[Crom]

One question, though - is Neil D. McDonald a good sculptor?


Depends on whether you consider poop art?

[Alex655321]

I would buy him.
Bring on the villans:buttrock:

[Furet03]

He was member of the Serpent Society LOL

[SD RUM]

I think the MB is good enough.

[JavOner]

There was a sneak pic of one some were :peoples: .

[ant-man]

FS treatment a must...but maybe late phase 4 or phase 5...just a few others id k=like done before hand....:thumbs2:

[ant-man]

There was a sneak pic of one some were :peoples: .

Yes...there was...but that was a MB...never a mention of FS

[NovaKane]

This is all true. Look it up. In fact, these and many other incredible achievements make the The Constrictor the sigle most important character in Marvel Comics history.Sooooo...The Constrictor is the Forrest Gump of the Marvel Universe? "Life is like a pair of Adamantium coils wrapped around yer head." :)

[Daredevil]

Sooooo...The Constrictor is the Forrest Gump of the Marvel Universe? "Life is like a pair of Adamantium coils wrapped around yer head." :)

but I bet Omega Red can whip his butt

[HalJordanFan]

I'll have to pass

[BadLuv]

An MB would be enough for me. I liked the sneak peek from awhile ago. Maybe we'll see him up back up soon.

[Grumpy]

Sure would like to see some pictures of this guy. I really don't know much about him.

[chromesamurai]

I think once we see the finished MB, the clamor for a FS might get a bit louder.

[Meteor Man]

Most of you only know Constrictor as a small-to-medium time thug, who occassionally battles Captain America, Hulk, Power Man and Iron Fist.

But did you know...

he tried out for the Fantastic Four BEFORE Spider-Man?

he was the original selection for the Super-Soldier serum?

he was a Herald of Galactus?

he discovered unstable molecules before Reed Richards?

he was Victor Von Doom's roomate at college? (Taught Dr. Doom how to beer-bong)

he eneded the first Kree-Skrull war WITHOUT some fancy cosmic BS? (Just with old-fashioned, electrified, adamantium whips and a can of whoop-a$$)

he truned down membership in The Defenders? (Okay, so did a lot of people, but still...)

he is the true villain behind CIVIL WAR?

This is all true. Look it up. In fact, these and many other incredible achievements make the The Constrictor the sigle most important character in Marvel Comics history.

To not have a full-size statue is a traveshamockery.



Hey Crom, are you sure you're talking about the right guy? That desciption sounds an awful lot like Al Gore to me...:)

[Rome]

Most of you only know Constrictor as a small-to-medium time thug, who occassionally battles Captain America, Hulk, Power Man and Iron Fist.

But did you know...

he tried out for the Fantastic Four BEFORE Spider-Man?

he was the original selection for the Super-Soldier serum?

he was a Herald of Galactus?

he discovered unstable molecules before Reed Richards?

he was Victor Von Doom's roomate at college? (Taught Dr. Doom how to beer-bong)

he eneded the first Kree-Skrull war WITHOUT some fancy cosmic BS? (Just with old-fashioned, electrified, adamantium whips and a can of whoop-a$$)

he truned down membership in The Defenders? (Okay, so did a lot of people, but still...)

he is the true villain behind CIVIL WAR?

This is all true. Look it up. In fact, these and many other incredible achievements make the The Constrictor the sigle most important character in Marvel Comics history.

To not have a full-size statue is a traveshamockery.

Wow, I just did some extensive research on the character and it turns out that everything Crom stated is true. Who knew?
The most suprising fact I found out is that constrictor is also Stan Lee's actual father. (at least the character was based on him)

[The General]

You know I got your back on this Crom.

Constrictor full size baby!!!!:buttrock: :buttrock:

[cblakey1]

Nice theme, Neil. I give it a C-. You'll poke your eyes out!

[pmpknface]

Don't forget the time he saved the Earth from the Celestials and celebrated with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. Constrictor is such a stud... ;)

[Equinox24]

Even if he wasn't responsible for all that, I'd still want a FS Constrictor. Great look for a statue.