Who would win? [Archive]

Sam Wilson

08-20-2007, 04:41 PM

Arnold in Commando.

He would just shoot him with a gun.

Down goes Conan.

and, as expected, another vigorously self-pleasuring statueforum member thinks this is a thread that is open to debate and communication, someone who feels the need to be heard or is so self-important that he must be heard. Well, no.

Since most of you don't understand the general concept of "ask sam wilson", I'm going to say this:

To answer a question you must A)Bench more than 500 pounds, B)have touched a vagina, C) have gotten piss drunk at SDCC with the shifflett brothers. Since, well, NONE of you fit that requirement, PISS OFF. Except for JDH, wktf, or the Dawg, and when they are on duty you'll know.

Anway,

Dawg, Conan. Duh. Simply put, his double front was much larger and more defined in Conan than in Commando. Indeed...

Kdawg59

08-20-2007, 04:46 PM

Dawg, Conan. Duh. Simply put, his double front was much larger and more defined in Conan than in Commando. Indeed...

Bro... I hadn't considered the double front... I was was going more off of the often misunderstood lat spread as he was chucking that steam pipe into Bennett...

My bad as I know that his crab is much better in Conan....

Sam Wilson

08-20-2007, 09:00 PM

Bro... I hadn't considered the double front... I was was going more off of the often misunderstood lat spread as he was chucking that steam pipe into Bennett...

My bad as I know that his crab is much better in Conan....

word yo, and don't forget the full extension massive tri pose right before he goes into the pit for the first time...

scott

08-20-2007, 09:28 PM

The Conan Arnold also won the Mr. Olympia. I'll just shut my mouth now.

DarkKni9hT

08-21-2007, 02:30 AM

I like touching vaginas.:) I like saying vagina too. It's just such a cool word.

tigertank1225

08-21-2007, 11:41 PM

bench 500 pounds? i would like to see that.:peoples:

DarkKni9hT

08-22-2007, 02:52 PM

bench 500 pounds? i would like to see that.:peoples:

Actually, I've known a couple of people who could. Neither of them, however, had vaginas.:confused2

scott

08-22-2007, 09:14 PM

Bench pressing 500 lbs of vagina, now that's something to brag about.

Tommy Allison

08-23-2007, 12:14 PM

I think that Conan, once he realized that Guns weren't magic would likely go whoop the ass of Col. Matrix. Conan hates magic.

Then again, Col. Matrix would smell Conan coming from a mile away, because he was able to smell other people too. Don't forget that Col Matrix has a daughter, who would likely get in the way. Conan of course would adopt the daughter as his own, train her to be a pit fighter, and well... You can see where things are going.

It's just too bad that in the end, Col Matrix's daughter will be more buff than her dad, and likely have more testosterone.

Sam Wilson

08-23-2007, 05:45 PM

Bench pressing 500 lbs of vagina, now that's something to brag about.

no, it just means you like fat chicks.

bigjohn550

08-24-2007, 01:08 AM

no, it just means you like fat chicks.

:laugh: :laugh:

scott

08-24-2007, 07:30 AM

no, it just means you like fat chicks.

Or more than 4 at a time.:eplus2:

hawkeyethearcher

08-27-2007, 08:22 PM

good question

JSA

08-27-2007, 11:17 PM

Sub-question for you Sam:

Which do you more resemble physique-wise:

1) Victor Richards

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Arena/4423/photo/victor_richards_28.jpg

or

2) Refrigerator Perry

http://www.nathansfamous.com/_img/contest_2003/8464057.jpg

Seriously. If it is Vic, color-me damn impressed, as I still
think he looked amazing in a Muscle and Fitness I've got
from 10-15 years ago now. Most massive I've ever seen.

Both would be impressive, but one much more so than the other.

JS

Sam Wilson

08-28-2007, 06:25 PM

somewhere between the fridge and michael clark duncan...

http://www.ucmovie.com/images/cast/michael-clarke-duncan.jpg

Logan

08-30-2007, 03:29 PM

****ing disrespectful.

Crom

08-30-2007, 04:00 PM

Sorry, I'm confused.

How does Conan versus Commando have anything to do with Arnold Schwarzenneger laying pipe to Refrigerator Perry's vagina for $2 with Michael Clark Duncan watching?

ANGRYCOMICMAN

08-30-2007, 04:01 PM

Sam Wilson

08-30-2007, 04:19 PM

****ing disrespectful.

oh well, read drod's sticky about this section. If you don't like it, don't post here. If you want to come into my house and poke fun, you will get it back.

Sam Wilson

08-30-2007, 04:22 PM

Sorry, I'm confused.

How does Conan versus Commando have anything to do with Arnold Schwarzenneger laying pipe to Refrigerator Perry's vagina for $2 with Michael Clark Duncan watching?

simple,

conan's mom can't get enough of the black ****, so after beign with the fridge, the only person man enough for her was MCD, aka the kingpin. Subsequently, we soon found out Maria Shriver really is Carl Weathers and Arnold carried the same torch as his mother did after being in predator, because seriously, Carl was totally ripped in that film.

Now THAT's some ****ing disrespect...

Crom

08-30-2007, 04:28 PM

simple,

conan's mom can't get enough of the black ****, so after beign with the fridge, the only person man enough for her was MCD, aka the kingpin. Subsequently, we soon found out Maria Shriver really is Carl Weathers and Arnold carried the same torch as his mother did after being in predator, because seriously, Carl was totally ripped in that film.

Now THAT's some ****ing disrespect...

Just another example of how 'effed up the Kennedys are.

Logan

08-30-2007, 04:48 PM

oh well, read drod's sticky about this section. If you don't like it, don't post here. If you want to come into my house and poke fun, you will get it back.

Wasn't directed to you.

Sam Wilson

08-30-2007, 04:57 PM

Wasn't directed to you.

then I apologize...

Logan

08-30-2007, 05:06 PM

then I apologize...

No need. Too bad this is the first time we speak to each other in 2 years. :peoples:

Sam Wilson

08-30-2007, 05:08 PM

No need. Too bad this is the first time we speak to each other in 2 years. :peoples:

well goddammit. We need to fix that. I love the netherlands. Leon is my homeboy. Bas Rutten is my favorite fighter of all time. Famke Janson is a smokin' foxy chica. I toast you, over the pacific brother. Salute. :buttrock:

Logan

08-30-2007, 05:13 PM

well goddammit. We need to fix that. I love the netherlands. Leon is my homeboy. Bas Rutten is my favorite fighter of all time. Famke Janson is a smokin' foxy chica. I toast you, over the pacific brother. Salute.

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Salute!

P.S it's Janssen.

http://data-allocine.blogomaniac.fr/mdata/5/7/1/Z20060327173619303855175/img/oui.jpg

JSA

09-01-2007, 07:30 AM

somewhere between the fridge and michael clark duncan...

http://www.ucmovie.com/images/cast/michael-clarke-duncan.jpg

Kudos then Sam! MCD is a mass monster, and I sure
wish I had the genetics to ever reach that, but alas
tain't to be. I'd love to be 7'+ and 400+lbs, but unless
I stumble into some gamma rays, it'll never happen.

Logan - Curious who your comment was directed at then
and to what it may have been specifically referring to? :peoples:

JS

glassdancer

09-01-2007, 12:13 PM

and, as expected, another vigorously self-pleasuring statueforum member thinks this is a thread that is open to debate and communication, someone who feels the need to be heard or is so self-important that he must be heard. Well, no.

Since most of you don't understand the general concept of "ask sam wilson", I'm going to say this:

To answer a question you must A)Bench more than 500 pounds, B)have touched a vagina, C) have gotten piss drunk at SDCC with the shifflett brothers. Since, well, NONE of you fit that requirement, PISS OFF. Except for JDH, wktf, or the Dawg, and when they are on duty you'll know.

Anway,

Dawg, Conan. Duh. Simply put, his double front was much larger and more defined in Conan than in Commando. Indeed...

....Dude.....

I know REALLY hope that your LAST comment was meant to be a joke!!

I'm serious!:mad:

Logan

09-01-2007, 03:25 PM

Logan - Curious who your comment was directed at then
and to what it may have been specifically referring to? :peoples:

JS

Sam (or someone else) deleted a comment from Angrycomicman, it was about doing something sexual with a forum member's deceased mother.

ANGRYCOMICMAN

09-02-2007, 12:05 PM

Sam (or someone else) deleted a comment from Angrycomicman, it was about doing something sexual with a forum member's deceased mother.

Sorry Sam, I have to get involved here.

Logan, Man up!

Cougartrace & myself trade barbs on whatever thread we go to. It's in fun.
We hammer each other. We laugh at ourselves. If you don't like my humor. put me on your ignore list.
Oh, Sammy, I can Bench over 500lbs, Touched hundreds of vaginas, but I don't drink, sorry.

Logan

09-02-2007, 12:38 PM

Sorry Sam, I have to get involved here.

Logan, Man up!

Cougartrace & myself trade barbs on whatever thread we go to. It's in fun.
We hammer each other. We laugh at ourselves. If you don't like my humor. put me on your ignore list.
Oh, Sammy, I can Bench over 500lbs, Touched hundreds of vaginas, but I don't drink, sorry.

How can you make a joke about someone's deceased mother, even if it's in good spirit? So why hammer his mother?

ANGRYCOMICMAN

09-02-2007, 01:01 PM

How can you make a joke about someone's deceased mother, even if it's in good spirit? So why hammer his mother?

Look, it's all in fun.
He would say back to me that his mother would kick my mothers ass.
My mother is also dead.
Sorry, if you took offense to our humor.
Sam will probably mail me a ballpeen hammer so I can whack myself a few times for screwing around on his thread.

Sam Wilson

09-02-2007, 02:47 PM

since he is my illigitamite father, angrycomicman gets a lifetime pass in my section. :peoples:

JSA

09-02-2007, 04:06 PM

Sam (or someone else) deleted a comment from Angrycomicman, it was about doing something sexual with a forum member's deceased mother.

Thanks for the clarification Logan. Appreciated.

I too can bench 500lbs............1lb, 500 times. :confused2 :thumbs2:

JS

Wesley Pierce

09-03-2007, 01:56 AM

Wesley Pierce

09-03-2007, 02:01 AM

I guess I'm not worthy. But I'd say Conan anyway... Commando??? Good for killing at distance, but close range Conan would s**tkick him to Kansas and back just by flexing.

Sam Wilson

09-03-2007, 08:51 AM

I guess I'm not worthy. But I'd say Conan anyway... Commando??? Good for killing at distance, but close range Conan would s**tkick him to Kansas and back just by flexing.

given the fact that you choose Conan, the powers that be forgive you.

Juggernaut

09-05-2007, 04:44 PM

Hey Sam you say that people on the roid's are girlie men and are pussies.

But you admire Arnold who has taken roid's.

Does that make you a hypocrite?:)

Sam Wilson

09-05-2007, 05:45 PM

Hey Sam you say that people on the roid's are girlie men and are pussies.

But you admire Arnold who has taken roid's.

Does that make you a hypocrite?:)

you come in my house talkin' ****, and then say I'm a hypocrite? First, I admire Arnold because he is a true immigrant, he came here with nothing and now is the governer of CA. He used Roids a long time ago, anyone who goes pro does. Doesn't mean he didn't work any less. Never said I admired arnold for using roids, I admire him for being arnold. You can't deny his work ethic and his hutzpah to make himself what he is today.

Now slap yourself (backhand) for coming in my house and trying to punk me out. Beyotch. :stick:

Wesley Pierce

09-06-2007, 02:32 AM

Who would win?

Deadman vs. Sleepwalker.

Charlie brown vs. Garfield.

Juggernaut vs. Sam Wilson.

Sam Wilson

09-06-2007, 08:17 AM

Who would win?

Deadman vs. Sleepwalker.

Charlie brown vs. Garfield.

Juggernaut vs. Sam Wilson.

don't care, and I don't fight fictional opponents. There are plenty of character vs. threads in the comic section...