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grandpa
04-17-2008, 10:47 AM
Can Lois Lane have superman's baby? Superman's power comes from the sun right? Well then wouldn't the baby's power come from the sun too, so could Lois have his baby? Or does the sun get transferred through lois' skin because of u-v rays like the ones that give you a tan, or will it just go through her skin in general? Is it possible thats all I would like to know, don't you?

wktf
04-17-2008, 11:00 AM
Actually, there was a recent issue of Superman where Clark stated they couldn't conceive.

Ink
04-17-2008, 11:04 AM
no

bat_collector
04-17-2008, 11:14 AM
I don't think alien dna and human should mix that easily.

rychehitman
04-17-2008, 11:18 AM
no...

Although it did happen in one tale...

Lois did conceive...but when the child was in the third trimester, the kicking of the baby tore her apart inside and killed them both.

Teague
04-17-2008, 11:54 AM
Nope. Imaginary tales only. :thumbs2:

abarron
04-17-2008, 11:57 AM
Have you not seen the Dennis Pennis for this??

Superman comes faster than a speeding bullet.

So the couldn't even conceive

rilynil
04-17-2008, 12:04 PM
Nope, the moment of conception would end up with Lois' head being blown into outer space. If this man can move planets, he's too dangerous to have sex.

rychehitman
04-17-2008, 12:15 PM
Nope, the moment of conception would end up with Lois' head being blown into outer space. If this man can move planets, he's too dangerous to have sex.

i didnt expect that kind of visualization from Rily....:confused2

rilynil
04-17-2008, 12:19 PM
i didnt expect that kind of visualization from Rily....:confused2

:laugh: Just to shake things up, I didn't use any smillies to show I was kidding! :laugh:

superdoug
04-17-2008, 12:24 PM
I see a lot of people have read 'Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.' :thumbs2:

IronFist
04-17-2008, 01:23 PM
I can't believe there hasn't been not one mention of a kryptonite condom. Are we truly turning our backs on Mallrats now?

Primal
04-17-2008, 01:32 PM
Nope, the moment of conception would end up with Lois' head being blown into outer space. If this man can move planets, he's too dangerous to have sex.

I'm reminded of the Sugarhill Gang's "Rapper's Delight." :laugh:

Primal
04-17-2008, 01:33 PM
I can't believe there hasn't been not one mention of a kryptonite condom. Are we truly turning our backs on Mallrats now?

Wouldnt that make him impotent? :laugh:

adee
04-17-2008, 01:34 PM
If Alien and Predator can mate then why couldn't a Kryptonian and Human? I say yes! : )

Quicksilver
04-17-2008, 01:38 PM
Her uterus would get kicked out lol so i'd say no

Makkari1
04-17-2008, 02:17 PM
If Alien and Predator can mate then why couldn't a Kryptonian and Human? I say yes! : )

When did the Aliens "mate" with any Predators? Aliens take on the properties of the host when the face hugger gets that thing inside your throat. There is no DNA mixing involved. My question is why is Superman bothering with Lois in the first place, she's too frail. He should date Wonder Woman at least she can keep up with Mr. Kent.:D

adee
04-17-2008, 02:22 PM
When did the Aliens "mate" with any Predators? Aliens take on the properties of the host when the face hugger gets that thing inside your throat. There is no DNA mixing involved.

doh!!! yeah you're right that isn't reproducing....just gross.:)

Makkari1
04-17-2008, 02:28 PM
doh!!! yeah you're right that isn't reproducing....just gross.:)

Yeah the Aliens are evil nasty and should be wiped out.

adee
04-17-2008, 02:50 PM
http://www.aliensecrets.com/as/hybrids.htm
:confused2

Makkari1
04-17-2008, 03:22 PM
http://www.aliensecrets.com/as/hybrids.htm
:confused2

I went to the web site and I don't think that these are the Face Hugg'n chest bust'n monsters from the Predator series. But in one movie sequel The human doctors were splicing DNA to create a Alien/Human hybrid. In a way the latest Superman movie should not have happened with Lois having Supermans baby, their DNA is not compatible. Supes wasting his time with Lois, he should hook up with Wonder Woman, at least he can cut loose and not kill the woman. Poor Lois will get all tore up. King Hyperion did this in Exiles when he and Ms. Marvel (from a alternate universe) hooked up. Normal human women couldn't handle him but Ms. Marvel could.

adee
04-17-2008, 03:32 PM
I went to the web site and I don't think that these are the Face Hugg'n chest bust'n monsters from the Predator series.

:laugh: naw, I was just trying to find another example of a human/alien hybrid and came across this weird site.

Species was the only other example I could find on alien human DNA

Bullseye
04-17-2008, 03:35 PM
Why couldn't she. Its only comics after all and was hinted at in the movie.

Makkari1
04-17-2008, 03:54 PM
Why couldn't she. Its only comics after all and was hinted at in the movie.

The movies are not accurate, Lois should be dead.

protector2814
04-17-2008, 04:23 PM
I predict that somewhere down the line this could happen.
I could see some major storyline where Clark and Lois conceive a kid.
Wouldn't the baby just be a regular baby 'til after birth? I wouldn't think it would gain it's super-strength until the sunshine hit it.
Now Lois nursing the baby, that's where she could run into a bit of pain.

candy man
04-17-2008, 05:50 PM
WOW! Seriously?:confused2

lord odin
04-17-2008, 07:58 PM
Krypto is enough and he has better teeth.
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r131/taxx10/superdog.gif

AsOneDead
04-17-2008, 09:24 PM
Go watch Mallrats, Jason Lee will tell you.

Endless Wake
04-17-2008, 09:35 PM
I always felt they shouldn't write that they can, but to adopt would make sense for the character.

pendragon
04-17-2008, 09:54 PM
I see a lot of people have read 'Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.' :thumbs2:

That's a great story by Larry Niven

You haven't read it, you have to

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html