Sam Wilson: Skrull?

[brandonshiflett]

Has anybody else noticed Sammy acting a little Skrull-y lately? I mean if he has one too many whiskey shots at SDCC will I be looking at a big, green, furrowed chin, long-eared, statue-collecting bastard sitting next to me?

B
www.shiflettbrothers.com

[brandonshiflett]

I'm telling you he's a ****ing Skrull, mother ****ers!!

B
www.shiflettbrothers.com

[MONSTER]

You might be on to something.

You should ask Sammy if he's a skrull.

[Sam Wilson]

cake is better than pie. star jones is awesome, heidi klum must die...

[cougartrace]

and Sam is starting to wear crocs :confused2 :)

[fireburns]

I'm telling you he's a ****ing Skrull, mother ****ers!!

B
www.shiflettbrothers.com

I don't know. I spent 3 hours with him today and he didn't try to kill me so he may be alright.

[pablocruze]

and Sam is starting to wear crocs :confused2 :)

and Sam is going to stuff Coug in a box...:confused2

[Closetnerd]

I'm telling you he's a ****ing Skrull, mother ****ers!!

B
www.shiflettbrothers.com

I thought he was Batman?
WAIT A MINUTE........ all coming together now.
hmmmmmmmmmm...............

[Teague]

Foolproof way of finding out if Sam Wilson is a skrull:

1. Hand him a ball-peen hammer and some pie.
2. If he asks "what am I supposed to do with these?" kill him with the hammer, take the pie, and eat it while you watch him turn into a skrull upon his demise. :thumbs2: