Famous Dazzler Thread Quotes.

[Argonus]

What the deuce was that?

Read below.. double-post, apparently. :laugh:

[Argonus]

Hahaha.. waitin' to go eat, so I thought I'd start a thread on old crazy quotes of ours, since 90% of our posts count as "crazy". Here's one from Steve:
(fyi, you can't quote from closed threads, it seems).

04-22-2008, 05:05 PM #4162
touche22
Beer.....it does a body good!
I like to polish my Man Thing daily, if at all possible. Since I work hard all day, my wife used to polish my Man-Thing for me, but she didn't do a very good job so I take matters into my own hands and take care of my Man-Thing myself. As far as overrated or underrated, I think my Man-Thing is just right; it doesn't take up too much space, but at the same time it fills the space quite nicely.
Good thing Luis wasn't on earlier today....he missed ANGRY PIRATE!!

[touche22]

What is this...a Presidential election attack ad???? That quote is totally taken out of context!!!!








OK......maybe not! :laugh: I gotta go find some fun ones.

[touche22]

I enjoyed this one!

originally posted by Merlose
blame it on the guy that was talking about vagina on FON I had to think naked Beckham to counter act it. Although I really should have just thought about you Angel and Iceman in a pool of Jello.

[touche22]

Here's one I remember having fun writing!

04-24-2008, 02:05 PM #4240
touche22
Beer.....it does a body good!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Hawley, PA
Posts: 2,789 Originally Posted by Touche22
Ryan, methinks lady Jen be confusin' ye by callin' ye Arg stead o' Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. A saucy wench she be, though! Just 'fore noon I spotted lady Jen polishing the ol' cannon. I can tell ye, she knows how to make this scurvy sea dog get all weak in the knee. I can't wait to fire me cannon after lady Jen worked her magic on it, Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I told 'er she be welcome on me staff any time! But that spitfire gave me a good right hook to the treasures, arrrrrrrrrrrgh. I figgur'd she be honored to be one o' me crew......puzzles the ol' Cap'n why she done shivered me timbers like that.

[Argonus]

:laugh:

[Argonus]

Originally Posted by glassdancer

Sweet!!!
Thanks so much Merlot.
a glass of me a day is good for your heart.


Argonus

I'd chug you down.
Hahahaha...

07-21-2008, 05:15 PM #8447
Merlose

maybe that's part of your "prize".

07-21-2008, 08:51 PM #8448
touche22

Damn...you just know you're going to have to live up to that!

07-21-2008, 10:37 PM #8449
Argonus

Hahaha... <shoots own foot>.

[superdoug]

Damn! Apparently, I should say wittier things! :laugh:

[touche22]

Damn! Apparently, I should say wittier things! :laugh:

You mean like.....

08-08-2008, 12:06 PM #9638
superdoug
Minister of ROT

Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Irving, Texas
Posts: 4,404
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Originally Posted by touche22
Morning all! I had the strangest dream last night(or nightmare). I was on a plane flying to California for the SDCC sitting next to Dan who was telling me about his trip with the girls; I was watching Luis compete on So You Think You Can Dance on the in flight TV; Merlose, Doug and Jen were the fight attendants (Jen kept bringing us drinks and Merl kept trying to adjust the blanket on my lap); the pilot would continually tell stories over the speakers and finishing each broadcast with "Indeed"; all was great untill a deafening hum hit the plane and tore it in half. We landed on a strange Island. The survivors made camp on the beach but we were soon attacked by a red Dinousaur in blue butterfly makeup, a silver/white bodysuit and roller skates being ridden by a furry blue guy who kept screaming "CHAKA LOVE HOLLY!" I woke up arount 4:00AM in a cold sweat, my wife put her arms around me and said everything was going to be OK......but when I turned to give her a kiss, she wasn't my wife at all but Kylie Minogue wearing the Dazz eye makeup and a smile. Her sister Dani then came to the doorway in an electric blue teddy and....



Well! I see how I rate in yer dirty dreams, Steve! I don't even get to adjust a blanket in yer lap. Thanks a lot!

[Argonus]

Hahaha.. nice one, Steve.... poor Doug. :( :laugh:

Here's a blast from the past: :)

Argonus:


I sense a "recently-flustered" Jen hereabouts...

Careful, gentlemen... she's a crafty vixen, long of leg and sharp of tongue.

Wait.. wait... never mind. Those women are the best kind... <sprays "Jen-Bait" all over himself, drops a "Cyn-B-Gone" Smokebomb in the center of his house>.

Cyn's my wife... sssh.

Nice to see a fat boy and his overgrown lizard rank higher than our Buxom Beauty of Sound and Seduction.....well, yeah.. Jen.. but I meant also Dazzler.


__________________

[Argonus]

Excuse me.......I believe you have my stapler........

I see you've been missing some work lately....Well, I haven't really been missing it, Bob.
Me:



Hahahaha.. classic movie.

Caiera used to give Hulk "the 'O' face". haha. :)

[touche22]

Talk about quoting quotes!!!! "Eight bosses, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired."

[Argonus]

The sh!t that started this whole mess... :laugh:

Luis:

**DAZZLER**, LET'S GET DAZZLED...THE THREAD!!!
Hey Everyone,......

Ok, let's do it!!!!!!!

You know you've wanted it for some time now,.....

Most of us have been wanting a BUST or a FULL SIZE statue of this Disco Diva!!!! I think she's had a farily decent run in and out of the comics for some time and has certainly earned some "Glitter" with the X-Men,......so let's hear it.....

I think she not only deserves her own bust made, but DEFINTELY a Full Size!!!!!

-Cheers!!

Let's hear it for the Dazzzzzzz!!!

[Argonus]

This came from Merlose :laugh:

10-11-2007, 03:44 PM #525
GD:

How does she feel about it..?


Merlose:

dude she's fictional, I can't ask her. OR can I?

Yo Dazzler!! how do you feel about 2 guys at once?


:laugh:

[Argonus]

Hrm...

[Argonus]

Me: #6541


I don't like you anymore, Luis.

Check that, I'm not sure if I ever did.

You dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

Dazzler is a poor excuse for a character.

Merlose has no fashion sense.

Steve can't shoot straight.

Hahah...

(sorry for throwin' you into the mix, Merl & Steve.. just used you to cement the fact that I'm jesting, as Luis is a fragile little flower, and I'm the blizzard that crushes his hopes.. his dreams... snuffs the li'l sucker out, basically).
I'm heading back outside, love ya guys.


Luis:

Ryan is Bi-polar.
I used to treat Clients such as yourself my friend.
Let me know if you would like to schedule a consultation.


Merlose:

How about bi-curious? :confused2

Me:

At least Merlose still loves me...

<cuddles up to Merlose, together we throw our matching Glassdancer animated maquettes into the fire.>

<Merlose hesitates>
"No, Merl.. it's for the best. He'll just draw you in, then string you along for a while... before tossing you aside for the
next short skirt that draws his eye. That's his way... that's.... that's... his......way."
<Bursts into uncontrollable tears>

[Argonus]

Gah... hard to find Dan quotes that aren't just him answering someone.


Merlose:
Heya Guys! I haven't posted much cus I've been very sick the last few days, but I thought I'd come on and wish you all a very happy Dazzling Friday! You guys enjoy the weekend!


Dan (WeaponX):


Both you and Luis sick at the same time...........:peoples:

[Argonus]

Hahaha.. this is fun, and I clearly have too much time on my hands this morning. :)

I'm trying to gradually get fun quotes from all the regulars... takes some work. :laugh:

[Argonus]

Steve, #8652:

I've been trying to stay nice and drunk.....makes being home with the family that much easier.

:laugh:

[Argonus]

I still don't understand what you meant by this, Merl... :laugh:

#5123, Merlose:

I'm not whining =P I just thought the bare butt was a little much. I like this new avatar better but if you want a hot chick by all means just make sure she's not showing us all her booty........ I mean I could see what she had for lunch for crying out loud.

[glassdancer]

The sh!t that started this whole mess... :laugh:

Luis:

That's right!!!!

I forgot all about that!!!!!!