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10-11-2008, 03:24 PM
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Famous Dazzler Thread Quotes.
What the deuce was that?
Read below.. double-post, apparently.
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10-11-2008, 03:25 PM
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Hahaha.. waitin' to go eat, so I thought I'd start a thread on old crazy quotes of ours, since 90% of our posts count as "crazy". Here's one from Steve:
(fyi, you can't quote from closed threads, it seems).
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Originally Posted by Touche22
04-22-2008, 05:05 PM #4162
touche22
Beer.....it does a body good!
I like to polish my Man Thing daily, if at all possible. Since I work hard all day, my wife used to polish my Man-Thing for me, but she didn't do a very good job so I take matters into my own hands and take care of my Man-Thing myself. As far as overrated or underrated, I think my Man-Thing is just right; it doesn't take up too much space, but at the same time it fills the space quite nicely.
Good thing Luis wasn't on earlier today....he missed ANGRY PIRATE!!
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10-11-2008, 10:39 PM
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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What is this...a Presidential election attack ad???? That quote is totally taken out of context!!!!
OK......maybe not! I gotta go find some fun ones.
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10-11-2008, 10:55 PM
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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I enjoyed this one!
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originally posted by Merlose
blame it on the guy that was talking about vagina on FON I had to think naked Beckham to counter act it. Although I really should have just thought about you Angel and Iceman in a pool of Jello.
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10-11-2008, 11:00 PM
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Here's one I remember having fun writing!
04-24-2008, 02:05 PM #4240
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Beer.....it does a body good!
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Originally Posted by Touche22
Ryan, methinks lady Jen be confusin' ye by callin' ye Arg stead o' Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. A saucy wench she be, though! Just 'fore noon I spotted lady Jen polishing the ol' cannon. I can tell ye, she knows how to make this scurvy sea dog get all weak in the knee. I can't wait to fire me cannon after lady Jen worked her magic on it, Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I told 'er she be welcome on me staff any time! But that spitfire gave me a good right hook to the treasures, arrrrrrrrrrrgh. I figgur'd she be honored to be one o' me crew......puzzles the ol' Cap'n why she done shivered me timbers like that.
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10-11-2008, 11:46 PM
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10-11-2008, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by glassdancer
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Sweet!!!
Thanks so much Merlot.
a glass of me a day is good for your heart.
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Argonus
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I'd chug you down.
Hahahaha...
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07-21-2008, 05:15 PM #8447
Merlose
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maybe that's part of your "prize".
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07-21-2008, 08:51 PM #8448
touche22
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Damn...you just know you're going to have to live up to that!
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07-21-2008, 10:37 PM #8449
Argonus
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Hahaha... <shoots own foot>.
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10-11-2008, 11:51 PM
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Damn! Apparently, I should say wittier things!
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10-12-2008, 12:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by superdoug
Damn! Apparently, I should say wittier things!
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You mean like.....
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08-08-2008, 12:06 PM #9638
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Originally Posted by touche22
Morning all! I had the strangest dream last night(or nightmare). I was on a plane flying to California for the SDCC sitting next to Dan who was telling me about his trip with the girls; I was watching Luis compete on So You Think You Can Dance on the in flight TV; Merlose, Doug and Jen were the fight attendants (Jen kept bringing us drinks and Merl kept trying to adjust the blanket on my lap); the pilot would continually tell stories over the speakers and finishing each broadcast with "Indeed"; all was great untill a deafening hum hit the plane and tore it in half. We landed on a strange Island. The survivors made camp on the beach but we were soon attacked by a red Dinousaur in blue butterfly makeup, a silver/white bodysuit and roller skates being ridden by a furry blue guy who kept screaming "CHAKA LOVE HOLLY!" I woke up arount 4:00AM in a cold sweat, my wife put her arms around me and said everything was going to be OK......but when I turned to give her a kiss, she wasn't my wife at all but Kylie Minogue wearing the Dazz eye makeup and a smile. Her sister Dani then came to the doorway in an electric blue teddy and....
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Well! I see how I rate in yer dirty dreams, Steve! I don't even get to adjust a blanket in yer lap. Thanks a lot!
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10-12-2008, 12:12 AM
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Hahaha.. nice one, Steve.... poor Doug.
Here's a blast from the past:
Argonus:
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I sense a "recently-flustered" Jen hereabouts...
Careful, gentlemen... she's a crafty vixen, long of leg and sharp of tongue.
Wait.. wait... never mind. Those women are the best kind... <sprays "Jen-Bait" all over himself, drops a "Cyn-B-Gone" Smokebomb in the center of his house>.
Cyn's my wife... sssh.
Nice to see a fat boy and his overgrown lizard rank higher than our Buxom Beauty of Sound and Seduction.....well, yeah.. Jen.. but I meant also Dazzler.
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