You didn't answer the question before you!
So I'll answer it as well.
Yes.
To Argie's question:
Depending on if Kool-Aid Man did not get hurt (cracked himself), No. He just has to find a lid to stop himself from evaporating in the sun.
Part 2: unless he's a jerk, Yes. He seems like such a nice guy. But who knows? Many public figures are phonies and they're creeps in real life.
Last 2-part question: No. Yes.
Do you think I'm nuts now that I've answered Argonus' questions?