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A fable and a moral...
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the
Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the
penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch em, but he
had to try.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said
that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it
would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily
agreed to the scheme
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little
bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the
itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal
Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen
that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this
type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick
would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote
for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next
four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and
magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment
of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't
have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter
to the King, with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder
into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick for a
four hour treatment.
The moral of the story - Pay your bills.
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