Far-Fetched, yet Cool Team-Ups You'd Like to See

[protector2814]

Say Marvel and DC both launched new team-up books at the same time, yet unlike earlier attempts with one regular character teaming w/ a guest star each month (Batman in Brave and the Bold, Spidey in Marvel Team-Up, Thing in Two-In-One), these new books just pick two random, company owned heroes and throw them together in a quick, cool story. Who would you like to see team up and if you can, quickly describe the situation. The weirder the better as long as it makes real, comic book sense.

1) Nova and Kazar -
Richard Rider, after being almost killed in a return to earth, crash lands in the Savage Land and with little Nova Corps energy left, must walk out w/ Kazar's help. The two are persued by some threat.

2) Killraven and Spiderwoman -
While hiding out from some threat in the rubble of the old Avengers Mansion, Jessica Drew discovers a ruined but still functional time travel widget, bleeding and loosing conscienceness, Spiderwoman transports herself forward into Killraven's ruined, occupied, Martian-run earth and must fight w/ Earth's liberators 'til she can find a way back to her time.

3) Kamandi and Nightwing - While scrounging for food in an NIH sub-basement, the Last Boy on Earth transports himself right into the middle of a Titans battle. The end of the book would have him forced to return to his time to continue his fight angainst Humanities' Animal Oppressors.

4) Iron Fist and Shang-Chi - They fight.

Who would yo like to see "TEAM-UP"
No cross-company team-ups allowed.

[punisher129]

Punisher and Conan- While attemptimg to kill Dr. Doom in his castle, the Punisher stumbles across Doom's time machine and is transported to the age of Conan. Conan is on the losing end of a battle with one of those crazy creatures he always seems to be fighting. Frank Castle picks up a sword and delivers the death blow. Conan treats Frank to a night of boozing and women in the local tavern. Maybe they watch Monday Night Football.


---PUNISHER KILLS THE MARVEL UNIVERSE---

[The Watcher]

Wonder Woman and Batwoman save Green Arrow from being crushed in a landfill. Then, just as they're about to celebrate, the Spectre arrives and smites their @ss.


Smite: To hit; To strike down or kill with godly force; To injure with divine power
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/smite.

[DarkKni9hT]

Flying in the face of the rules, this still must be said...

Bataman/ Moon-Knight: Rh'as al Gul has put a stranglehold on Mid East trade routes using unknown mystical means to control key people in the governments and military of several nations, essentially crippling the rest of the world's fuel supply. The Batman is hot on the Demon's trail, trying to piece together how to stop the criminal mastermind before the entire global community collapses into full on depression.
Meanwhile, Mark Spector is engrossed in the business of protecting his empire from the same economic threat while also trying to unravel a mystery of his own. His sources have revealed that somehow beyond all possibility, someone has managed to enslave and bend to his will several powerful Egyptian gods, Konshu among them. Worse yet, the same source also infers that one of Spector's own Cabal might be in large part responsible for both the kidnappings of the gods and their connection to the global crisis.
Two billionaires with near limitless resources, two heros with singleminded purpose. Will their combined skills and arsenals be a match for a powermad human immortal and the gods he's enslaved? Find out in "Night Of Knights" Coming soon.

[kujwa]

bone and hellboy cuz those wererats have to have some mystic ties.

ben grimm and the goon. i think they could have alot of fun dialog.

[protector2814]

Marvel-Monster Team-Up -

Some baddie w/ a motive manages to capture Werewolf by Night, Morbius, & Frankenstein's Monster.
While all are chained w/ Jack Russell in human form, the Villian shows the 3 monsters footage of loved ones (Morbius' wife, Russel's sister and some kid the Monster's befriended) all in anguish and chains. The 3 monsters are given a month to track down and kill or capture Dracula, the Zombie Simon Garth, Man-Wolf and Man-Thing or else...their loved ones die.

Before turning into the Werewolf by Night, Jack Russel's smart enough to enlist the aid of Blade and Dr. Steven Strange. Somehow, the hunting monsters retain enough motivation while in monster form to stay together during the task.
The hunt begins in the LA swamps and ends in Europe.
Son of Satan, Dracula's Daughter Lilith, the Scarecrow and Moon Knight all make guest-shots during this six issue epic.

Steven King Writes, Finch on art, Greg Land on covers.

[hawkeyethearcher]

hawkeye/mockingbird- it just needs to be an ongoing monthly book

hawkeye/black knight- while the other avengers are in deep space it is up to these two to protect the earth when thanos comes to town. we are doomed true believers

[protector2814]

The Punisher and Aunt May -

In a touching, tender, softly-illustrated one-shot written by Harlequin Romance, Best-Selling Author Janet Lovebaum, Frank Castle is shot by Jigsaw, escapes a Queen's warehouse and somehow manages to crawl over to a Victorean Rowhouse subdivision.
Aunt May discovers a near-dead Castle bleeding out in her back-yard flower garden. She helps him inside where, before passing out, he makes her promise not to call the authorities.
Over the next week, while convelessing, Frank Castle is given a new lease on life through the tender spoken memories and common-sense philosophy of sweet, Aunt May.
She manages, while spoon feeding him home made chicken noodle soup and playing old Kay Kyser albums on her phonograph, to convince him that life is a gift, a gift which only our lord and creator has the right to take away.
The Punisher, humbled by May's life experience and Depression Era humble ways, is finally convenced to give up the guns.
Peter Parker later meets Frank Castle at the local High-School where both now work as instructors. Pete teaching science, Frank teaching shop.