After viewing some of those links I have come up with a plan...
1. Raise 20 million dollars through black market girl scout cookie sales.
2. Hire Jim Maddox to sculpt life size replicas of Rachel Wiesz and Kate Beckinsale
3. Strap a bra on my head and use computers to bring said sculptures to life
4. Retire and spend my days drinking Margaritas with my two new girlfriends
5. Figure out why I keep posting creepy evil schemes on public message boards
Man, I am glad my wife doesn't read what I post online. I once made the mistake of saying Alicia Keyes was "do-able" Every time one of her songs comes on the radio, I get "the" look.
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