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Old 04-23-2007, 03:51 PM   #11
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Old 04-23-2007, 03:52 PM   #12
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There is no washing method known to man that would allow me to use a towel someone else used to clean feces off their ass!

ugh, imagine the stains. Though I suppose if you made the towel dark brown.

ack!

I suppose the bidet idea would fly, but they would get their panties in a bunch about wasting water so thats out.
Nah...actually, towels aren't a bad deal at all. Sure, I wouldn't want to share them, but we do it with babies all the time, long after they start eating real food. And we wash them, and all is well again. No biggie.

I think we could totally move to something like that, but we don't have to, so long as the paper we do use is recycled and disintegrates easily.
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Old 04-23-2007, 03:54 PM   #13
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Nah...actually, towels aren't a bad deal at all. Sure, I wouldn't want to share them, but we do it with babies all the time, long after they start eating real food. And we wash them, and all is well again. No biggie.

I think we could totally move to something like that, but we don't have to, so long as the paper we do use is recycled and disintegrates easily.
You can use em on babies because they wont choke you in protest! LOL
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Old 04-23-2007, 03:54 PM   #14
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There is no washing method known to man that would allow me to use a towel someone else used to clean feces off their ass!

ugh, imagine the stains. Though I suppose if you made the towel dark brown.

ack!

I suppose the bidet idea would fly, but they would get their panties in a bunch about wasting water so thats out.
The towel would only be used for dining.
Say you go out to eat well instead of paper napkins you get a face towel instead and when you`re done eating you leave it on the plate.
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Old 04-23-2007, 03:55 PM   #15
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You can use em on babies because they wont choke you in protest! LOL
Well, to be clear, I wouldn't use them on you either.

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Old 04-23-2007, 03:57 PM   #16
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Hey, every little bit helps! You go Sheryl!

How 'bout reusable ass-gaskets?
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Old 04-23-2007, 03:58 PM   #17
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Hey, every little bit helps! You go Sheryl!

How 'bout reusable ass-gaskets?


Now THAT'S a marketing concept for the ages!
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Old 04-23-2007, 04:02 PM   #18
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If you want to get REALLY environmental, use a cloth that you can clean and re-use.
Well, many, many moons ago, they did just that. They were call ass-ker-chiefs.
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Old 04-23-2007, 04:03 PM   #19
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Well, many, many moons ago, they did just that. They were call ass-ker-chiefs.
Man, the good ideas just keep a-comin'.
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Old 04-23-2007, 04:21 PM   #20
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Only the best high end stuff for me. The friggin' Starbucks of ass wipes.



Gotta do what you gotta do...

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