Found my camera.
The Worship (choir/band/8-piece symphony director) Minister ratted me out to the head Minister... I guess he heard me mention to someone that I wasn't planning on making it to the 8 am service (neither was the other guy).
Because we said that, they added a four-part piece we've done before (us two and two women) for that service. B@stards.
There's a HUGE banquet all morning, outside the church, supposedly..so I told both Ministers that if you didn't see me inside the sanctuary, I'd be outside.. stuffing my face.