Found A Baby Turtle In My Yard - Page 3

sellin71 · 09-17-2010, 09:08 AM

I like turtles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B-K4...eature=related

patrickwm68 · 09-17-2010, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ratchet

The day before my wedding I was driving down the road and saw a snapping turtle trying to cross. A truck on the other side went right over it and I thought it was going to get killed - so I stopped and got out to help it. It was a snapping turtle - and I know what those things can do - so I was looking for a stick or something to help me push it along - when another truck pulled up and the man got out and scooped the turtle up by his tail. I told him I was just going to get it to the other side of the street. The man responded by saying "I'm gonna eat him!" and with that he threw the turtle in the back of his truck andsped off. I was stunned - and a little grossed out...

Those things are ugly as hell and mean. I've heard that they wait at the bottom of ponds for ducks to swim by then they bite their feet off or eat the ducklings.

Frinky · 09-17-2010, 09:36 AM

Come down to 86th street between Bay Parkway and 25th ave here in Brooklyn, and you can buy as many quarter sized turtles as you want. It turned into Canal street over here.

armitage · 09-17-2010, 11:13 AM

Aww he's cute.

Marvelito · 09-17-2010, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Argonus

Ugh.. when I was a teacher, my students used to poke the Hell out of my Balls when I brought them to class every so often.. I hated it when they did that.

Yeah Ryan, I can just imagine, terrible thing to go through.

Argonus · 09-17-2010, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ratchet

The day before my wedding I was driving down the road and saw a snapping turtle trying to cross. A truck on the other side went right over it and I thought it was going to get killed - so I stopped and got out to help it. It was a snapping turtle - and I know what those things can do - so I was looking for a stick or something to help me push it along - when another truck pulled up and the man got out and scooped the turtle up by his tail. I told him I was just going to get it to the other side of the street. The man responded by saying "I'm gonna eat him!" and with that he threw the turtle in the back of his truck andsped off. I was stunned - and a little grossed out...

Wow..

Argonus · 09-17-2010, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Marvelito

Yeah Ryan, I can just imagine, terrible thing to go through.

Gross.

Although back then I was in casual relationships, so I did have a couple of their moms over the years that engaged in that activity.

Marvelito · 09-17-2010, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Argonus

Gross.

Although back then I was in casual relationships, so I did have a couple of their moms over the years that engaged in that activity.

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Good for you, use the kid to get to the milf!

Argonus · 09-17-2010, 11:39 AM

You guys have electricity and running water in Massachusetts, right?

Love ya, bro.

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Originally Posted by ratchet

The man responded by saying "I'm a'gonna eat him; I is, I is!" and with that he threw the turtle in the back of his horse-cart and galloped off. I was stunned - and a little grossed out...

Argonus · 09-17-2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Marvelito

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Good for you, use the kid to get to the milf!

Pretty much.

I loved teaching for the sake of teaching, watching kids discover things on their own, and learn, etc etc... that's a real joy, but when I wasn't in serious relationships with anyone, yeah... all the single moms were quite the meat market.

I wonder if "turtle" is a meat that's found at foreign meat markets.....? Probably.