The Good wife's guide

[Ish]

Originally Posted by fenix

Funny thing is, my English teacher gave us this to read.

and i couldn't be happier, you're a fine wife. j/k.

[VaultMan]

Originally Posted by armitage

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice, you shouldn't have to repeat yourself.

P.S (I don't endorse beating women and there's nothing funny about physical violence towards women.)

Hot damn, thats funny. (I do not endorse violence toward women...this is a public service annoucement.)