Got this very funny email thought I'd share.
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>
> FINE
> this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
> you need to shut up.
>
> FIVE MINUTES
> If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
> Five minutes is only five
> minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
> before helping around the house.
>
> NOTHING
> This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
> should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing'
> usually end in "Fine"
>
> GO AHEAD
> This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
>
> LOUD SIGH
> This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
> misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
> and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
> you over "Nothing"
>
> THAT'S OKAY
> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to
> a man.
> "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
> deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
> THANKS
> A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
> welcome.
>
> Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they
> can avoid if they remember the terminology!
>
> And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
>
> Oh, and before we forget ...
>
> "WHATEVER"
> ..it's a woman's way of saying *!..@ YOU!
Words Women Use
