 |
|
11-03-2011, 07:50 PM
|
#31
|
|
Teflon Don
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Bronx
Posts: 5,003
|
if the words on her Metro Card are the color green,She's too young for you bro.
|
|
|
|
11-03-2011, 07:57 PM
|
#32
|
|
Birdman
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: NYC
Posts: 378
|
If she can't get dressed on her own, shes too young for you bro!
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2011, 08:12 PM
|
#33
|
|
Teflon Don
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Bronx
Posts: 5,003
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Storm
If she can't get dressed on her own, shes too young for you bro!
|
that. or she's crippled.
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2011, 08:13 PM
|
#34
|
|
Painter / Troublemaker
Producer
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Strong Island
Posts: 25,381
|
if she has Justin Bieber posters plastered on her wall,shes too young for ya brah!
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2011, 08:26 PM
|
#35
|
|
Birdman
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: NYC
Posts: 378
|
If she believes the line "Hey little girl, candy taste better with your pants down", she too young for you bro!
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2011, 08:29 PM
|
#36
|
|
Teflon Don
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Bronx
Posts: 5,003
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Storm
If she believes the line "Hey little girl, candy taste better with your pants down", she too young for you bro!
|
Shhhhhh.
you're sharing my trade secrets.
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2011, 09:08 PM
|
#37
|
|
Doctor Doom
Adamantium Plus Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Brooklyn NY
Posts: 16,058
|
When you have to buy her cigarettes for her because the bodega guy won't sell them to her... She's to young for you bro..
This happened to me. lol I was with this hot russian chick I had just met. She didn't look or act young... Anyways I pick her up and we hang out for a bit. After some chit chat and kissing she asks me to pull over to go to the store. I pull over and she asks me to get her cigarettes. I didn't think anything of it but she went on and said they won't sell them to me. So I asked her why. She tells me she's not old enough. I ask how old she was and she says 15. I did the fastest u-turn ever and dropped her off. lol As hot as she was I'm not getting locked up for @ss.
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2011, 09:30 PM
|
#38
|
|
Cosmic Art Collector
Adamantium Plus Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 9,920
|
If CK13 is dating, impregnating, or married to her, she's WAY to young for you 
yeah, I think I just won this game...
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2011, 09:33 PM
|
#39
|
|
Teflon Don
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Bronx
Posts: 5,003
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by galactus
If CK13 is dating, impregnating, or married to her, she's WAY to young for you
yeah, I think I just won this game... |
|
|
|
|
|
11-03-2011, 09:56 PM
|
#40
|
|
Advanced Tweet Mechanic
Adamantium Member
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Yesterday's Future...
Posts: 48,155
|
If she knows where Nick Jr is on the cable box she's too young for you bro
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:35 AM.
