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Old 02-25-2011, 07:47 AM   #1
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Question Not your typical 'what if'

Stemming from yet another deeply philosophical dinner table conversation with friends, what would you do if your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or long term life partner suddenly (and without any fore-warning), became a chronic nose picker ?

Despite all of your protestations, you just keep catching them mid pick. Is it something you could look beyond, or perhaps even learn to embrace, or do you just give up in disgust ?
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Old 02-25-2011, 08:39 AM   #2
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I would have a hard time looking past knuckle deep gold digging...
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Old 02-25-2011, 08:52 AM   #3
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I wouldn't share a bowl of popcorn with them.
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Old 02-25-2011, 09:50 AM   #4
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haha that's a good question, i'd ask them to pick me next, if they enjoy it so much... might finally be able to breathe.. haha
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Old 02-25-2011, 10:04 AM   #5
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So far that looks like one for, one against, and we'll put Ratchet down as a maybe
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Old 02-25-2011, 10:43 AM   #6
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As long as she only does it in private, can't have her rooting around while we are out at a 5 star hitting that champagne on the reg. Also if she is that desensitized to the human body and it's more disgusting functions, she will probably be more open to whatever vile activity I propose during our more intimate moments.
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Old 02-25-2011, 11:14 AM   #7
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As long as she only does it in private, can't have her rooting around while we are out at a 5 star hitting that champagne on the reg. Also if she is that desensitized to the human body and it's more disgusting functions, she will probably be more open to whatever vile activity I propose during our more intimate moments.
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Old 02-25-2011, 01:40 PM   #8
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As long as she only does it in private, can't have her rooting around while we are out at a 5 star hitting that champagne on the reg. Also if she is that desensitized to the human body and it's more disgusting functions, she will probably be more open to whatever vile activity I propose during our more intimate moments.
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Old 02-25-2011, 01:42 PM   #9
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As long as she only does it in private, can't have her rooting around while we are out at a 5 star hitting that champagne on the reg. Also if she is that desensitized to the human body and it's more disgusting functions, she will probably be more open to whatever vile activity I propose during our more intimate moments.
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Old 02-25-2011, 02:43 PM   #10
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So far that looks like one for, one against, and we'll put Ratchet down as a maybe
I'll go with against...
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