Forum trolls...

**nbr3bagshotrow** · 07-31-2013, 09:14 AM

Forum Trolls exhibit the following conditions:

{Pontificatitus:} A condition where the afflicted feels the need to endlessly pontificate in a public format in the desire for attention. This may arise from loneliness in their personal life or the delusion that they are more intelligent than they really are. The illness is recognized by the endless hours spent in chat rooms and forums monopolizing the conversation with endless subjects unrelated to the said chat rooms intended purpose or for the purpose of inflaming the situation. Also indicated by the endless posts suggesting that one has a clue.

{hypercluelessness} A condition where one incessantly indulges their need to pontificate an opinion that is not based on any logical facts and is usually in direct conflict with the rules of the public forum that the inflicted is impelled to infest with their delusion. The illness is indicated by the delusion that anyone cares.

{Rectalsapian} A subspecies of homosapian. This species is genetically inferior due to inbreeding. These individuals exhibit infantile behavior in public places and often are serial offenders. They are often self-centered and think that they are smarter than their low IQ’s would suggest. These individuals never seem to learn from their mistakes and most frequently need to be removed from the area.