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View Poll Results: If you were a lowly henchman, who would you prefer to work for?
Dr. Doom 4 20.00%
The Red Skull 0 0%
The Leader 2 10.00%
The Kingpin 9 45.00%
The Mandarin 0 0%
Baron von Strucker (HYDRA) 2 10.00%
MODOK (A.I.M.) 3 15.00%
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:50 AM   #1
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If you were a lowly henchman, who would you prefer to work for?

We're talking minimum wage. No benefits.
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Old 06-09-2011, 08:01 AM   #2
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That's such a hard question - as NONE of those choices are enticing - but I guess I will go with the Leader because at least he fights the Hulk...
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Old 06-09-2011, 08:11 AM   #3
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That's such a hard question - as NONE of those choices are enticing - but I guess I will go with the Leader because at least he fights the Hulk...
Times are tough.

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Old 06-09-2011, 08:25 AM   #4
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Kingpin. You get to wear some pimpass suits. I hear he has a good dental plan, since Daredevil will be knocking your teeth out on the reg.
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Old 06-09-2011, 08:51 AM   #5
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Are you kidding?! AIM baby!!!

Hopefully they have AC, cause I bet those suits get hotter than a mother
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Old 06-09-2011, 08:59 AM   #6
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Are you kidding?! AIM baby!!!

Hopefully they have AC, cause I bet those suits get hotter than a mother
I love MODOK but could never work for the guy. Where do you look when you're talking to the guy? I would be thinking, don't stare at his dangly little legs, don't stare at his giant head or creepy smile. Do I stare him in the eyes? They are like a foot apart...do i just stare into one? Dudes got to be self conscious, the least of my worries would be getting fired. He may vaporize me for looking at him funny or making a big head pun. I don't need that kind of added stress in my work environment, that is already filled with Wolverine clawing and Cap shield bashing.
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Old 06-09-2011, 10:05 AM   #7
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I love MODOK but could never work for the guy. Where do you look when you're talking to the guy? I would be thinking, don't stare at his dangly little legs, don't stare at his giant head or creepy smile. Do I stare him in the eyes? They are like a foot apart...do i just stare into one? Dudes got to be self conscious, the least of my worries would be getting fired. He may vaporize me for looking at him funny or making a big head pun. I don't need that kind of added stress in my work environment, that is already filled with Wolverine clawing and Cap shield bashing.


None of the above. I would work for Joker. Only have to worry about one silly little man in a flying rodent suit with no super powers.

Edit: User error. Just realized there's a listed poll...
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:03 PM   #8
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Kingpin, you get to live in New York so on your days you can do normal stuff, plus as much of a dick as he is Fisk seems the least likely to just have you killed, thrown in the dungeon or expermimented on for no reason
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:10 PM   #9
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You gotta sweeten the pot. Some sort of bennies would make the choice easier. I always saw these henchmen as making some good bank. Why else would they do it?
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You gotta sweeten the pot. Some sort of bennies would make the choice easier. I always saw these henchmen as making some good bank. Why else would they do it?
Adventure? Prestige? Quick advancement in rank/position?
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