If you were a lowly henchman, who would you prefer to work for?

[Sinatra VonDoom]

Originally Posted by protector2814

You gotta sweeten the pot. Some sort of bennies would make the choice easier. I always saw these henchmen as making some good bank. Why else would they do it?

Every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed man. If you are rocking some sort of AIM suit, perhaps a jetpack in the mix...the dames would be flocking.

[VaultMan]

Originally Posted by Sinatra VonDoom

I love MODOK but could never work for the guy. Where do you look when you're talking to the guy? I would be thinking, don't stare at his dangly little legs, don't stare at his giant head or creepy smile. Do I stare him in the eyes? They are like a foot apart...do i just stare into one? Dudes got to be self conscious, the least of my worries would be getting fired. He may vaporize me for looking at him funny or making a big head pun. I don't need that kind of added stress in my work environment, that is already filled with Wolverine clawing and Cap shield bashing.

Your concerns are valid.

But since you work for AIM, stare at your mandated clipboard or iPad instead

[Makkari1]

Originally Posted by The Watcher

We're talking minimum wage. No benefits.

Kingpin. All the others are high profile villains that draw too much attention and equal responses. With the Kingpin you are so far down the food chain Thor is less likely to smash your head in or ripped in half by Sentry.


Doom- You are beneath his notice he could care less about your well being.

Mandarin- He likely use you for target practice on a new ring he is working on.

Modok-Aim Is a fool and will likely kill you in some hair brain scheme to rule the world. You are just cannon fodder for the good guys no health care plan what so ever. You are very expendable.

The Leader- You never get paid because either you'll die in one of his experiments or Hulk will bust his head in and you'll never see one dime.

Red Skull is a racist and very unsuccessful. He's been at this for 50 years with little or no luck. Very poor track record. Besides, I don't have blond hair and blue eyes and I'll never get hired.

Baron Von Strucker- is worst than the Red Skull with a even worst track record. He's been at this longer than Red Skull. He will most like use you in some crazy @ss experiment to help him gain power while you get cancer or turn into some sort of monster.

[bat_collector]

All marvel choices

[MrYac]

yeah, Lexcorp wouldn't be bad, High Salaray steady hours and very good odds your boss will some day give you a giant robot suit to fly around town in

[patrickwm68]

If I failed I think my chances of survival would be better with MODOK.

[protector2814]

Originally Posted by Sinatra VonDoom

Every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed man. If you are rocking some sort of AIM suit, perhaps a jetpack in the mix...the dames would be flocking.

lol - I can't argue with this logic.

Safety in numbers so I guess I'll go w/ Hydra. I'd take a cap whuppin' over a DD punch-down anyday.

[Justin]

I'd pick Sinestro, because then i'd have a power ring!