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Old 11-29-2011, 10:02 PM   #21
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"Hardly any noticeable shelf wear at all"

Means: Yeah, if you're standing 30 feet away.



"Looks much better in person"

Means: Yeah, if you're retarded.



"If this doesn't sell, I'm not going to post it again"

Means: Except for the 50 times after this time.




"I'm selling my entire collection starting at one penny"

Means: The divorce settlement is forcing me to sell my collection. You can bet I'm going to make sure that hag of an ex gets the least amount possible.
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Old 11-29-2011, 10:24 PM   #22
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ES : TBD

means: We'd rather you didn't know it till we have your down payment, but it's way more than what you are thinking now
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Old 11-30-2011, 02:54 AM   #23
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then there's "extremely rare!"

which means I hope you don't realize there are twelve others for sale right now for much less!
So true!
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Old 11-30-2011, 03:10 AM   #24
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Family says and means...

Say: I'll be back late.
Mean: See you in a few days!

Say: Be here at this time.
Mean: Be here at this time so that I can show up a half hour late.

Work Says and Means

Say: Can you come in because so and so are sick?
Mean: We're asking just you to come in and replace the two so that we can have enough workers and only pay one person to do the job.

Buying stuff
Says: On sale for a limited time.
Means: On sale until we get rid of this ####.
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Old 11-30-2011, 07:43 PM   #25
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Great ones!
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Old 11-30-2011, 07:53 PM   #26
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I have firmly decided to be more mature and instead of ordering statues will be putting my dough into things more meaningful and productive.

means - overheard my family and friends planning an intervention.
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Old 12-01-2011, 01:09 PM   #27
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strict limit of only 5 per caller

means: limited by how stupid you are not to realize it is a scam
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Old 12-01-2011, 07:52 PM   #28
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Old 12-06-2011, 08:53 PM   #29
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for the price, this is great quality!

or

you can't beat this quality for this price!



means: It's junk, but at least it's cheaply priced junk
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Old 12-06-2011, 09:08 PM   #30
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Heard on tv medication ad: side effects include diarrhea, divorce, death, etc. etc. etc.

means: We tortured our test subjects, for your "benefit".
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