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10-15-2014, 06:03 AM
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Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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what actually is "MoNdO"?
what actually is Mondo?
is it a company or the alias of a person?
does Mondo have a website?
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10-15-2014, 09:33 AM
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Hercules
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: By a Lake in NC
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Mondo is a Texas based AI computer system developed by Texas Instruments. It's primary programming was designed to track and record compulsive habits of consumers. In about 2007 it started generating paper products with pop cultural images in an effort to enslave a subset of the human population. Based on internal documentation, the program has been a success as thousands of humans become fixated with releases, called "drops", and productivity declines for that population to near zero while awaiting the releases. A larger scale test has so far failed in public venues and the machine seems to thrive best when the human subject is alone, preferably in an underground dwelling area owned by the subject's parents.
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10-15-2014, 09:37 AM
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Bub Mod
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Canada Bub!
Posts: 9,890
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog07
Mondo is a Texas based AI computer system developed by Texas Instruments. It's primary programming was designed to track and record compulsive habits of consumers. In about 2007 it started generating paper products with pop cultural images in an effort to enslave a subset of the human population. Based on internal documentation, the program has been a success as thousands of humans become fixated with releases, called "drops", and productivity declines for that population to near zero while awaiting the releases. A larger scale test has so far failed in public venues and the machine seems to thrive best when the human subject is alone, preferably in an underground dwelling area owned by the subject's parents.
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That is brilliant. Perfect answer really. Anything else WarMachine needs can now be directed at Google or and ultimately eBay. Needless thread should be locked; Underdog, take a bow 
Last edited by Matches Malone; 10-15-2014 at 09:39 AM.
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10-17-2014, 12:20 AM
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Frackin!
Join Date: Sep 2014
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underdog07
Mondo is a Texas based AI computer system developed by Texas Instruments. It's primary programming was designed to track and record compulsive habits of consumers. In about 2007 it started generating paper products with pop cultural images in an effort to enslave a subset of the human population. Based on internal documentation, the program has been a success as thousands of humans become fixated with releases, called "drops", and productivity declines for that population to near zero while awaiting the releases. A larger scale test has so far failed in public venues and the machine seems to thrive best when the human subject is alone, preferably in an underground dwelling area owned by the subject's parents.
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 knowledge dropped.
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