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06-11-2010, 08:29 AM
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Galactus
Join Date: Sep 2004
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"I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn," she told officers.
Sometimes the rest of the country should just thank Ohio for providing such entertainment! 
http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2010/jun/...-st-ar-104389/
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ELYRIA, Ohio -- It was a sobering moment for an Elyria mother when police arrested her on a DUI charge last Friday afternoon.
Officers said 46-year-old Wendy Phillips was driving drunk with her 4-year-old daughter in the backseat.
Elyria police stopped Phillips about a block away from the police station Friday, June 4.
She pulled out in front of a cruiser and drove off the side of the road, almost hitting a stop sign police said.
Officers said she threw out a bottle as officers approached her vehicle. Police said it was a vodka bottle. Oddly enough, the bottle broke in the Courthouse driveway.
Officers said Phillips was unable to stand safely on her own when pulled over.
Apparently, being pulled over literally scared the crap out of Phillips.
"I pooped my pants. I ate too much corn," she told officers.
Phillips was charged with DUI, child endangering and reasonable control.
Phillips has a previous drunk driving charge as well.
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This would be a lot funnier if there wasn't a 4 year old in the back seat! 
This begs the question....how much is TOO much corn? 
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06-11-2010, 08:58 AM
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If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Join Date: Apr 2007
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My guess would be that kernels are still present when she passed it. You asked.
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06-11-2010, 09:23 AM
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Yeah, I spend WAY too much time here!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: LI New York
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 but and for having her 4 year old in the car !!!
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06-11-2010, 10:25 AM
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Yeah, I spend WAY too much time here!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: ASGARD
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She was really stupid she should have let her daughter drive.
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06-11-2010, 10:58 AM
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Mandarin
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: My House
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A 46 year old has a 4 year old... and SHE'S the one pooping her pants...
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06-11-2010, 11:29 AM
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Advanced Tweet Mechanic
Adamantium Member
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Yesterday's Future...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex655321
but and for having her 4 year old in the car !!! |
Good lord. I bet that child was pooping her pants as well. That damn adult should be caned for such stupidity.
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06-11-2010, 12:26 PM
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Omega Red
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Dobbs Ferry, NY
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How can you be soooo stupid and put your own childs life at risk...Bad enough you are putting others people's lives in jeopardy...
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06-11-2010, 12:39 PM
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Advanced Tweet Mechanic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frankierock
How can you be soooo stupid and put your own childs life at risk...Bad enough you are putting others people's lives in jeopardy...
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Just another story of a moronic human being. Unbelievable.
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06-11-2010, 12:43 PM
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Omega Red
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Dobbs Ferry, NY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VaultMan
Just another story of a moronic human being. Unbelievable.
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yep..you are right!
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06-11-2010, 12:46 PM
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curmudgeon Mod
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I hope they hosed her off before putting her in the back of the police car. I'm sure crap leaves stains on the car seats, let alone the smell the cops would have to endure taking her to jail.
What a moron. Natural selection missed an obvious candidate.
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