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04-18-2007, 12:08 AM
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You Should Punch Your Face in the Face!!!
Adamantium Plus Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Boogie Down Bronx
Posts: 50,998
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Girls Night Out! LOL!
Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out." They both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over enthusiastic on Margaritas at the Rio.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing expensive panties and didn't want to ruin them... luckily she had squatted next to a grave that had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on it... so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls completed their "business" they continued toward home.
The following day, one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung over. He phoned the other husband, and said "These girls nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing!" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that read:
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!"
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04-18-2007, 12:27 AM
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Budda Budda Bamfer!
Artist
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 7,958
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LOL!!!!!!!! That's messed up!
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04-18-2007, 12:39 AM
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Minister of GORE/ROT Mod Relations
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Hey, aren't you that guy that used to be funny?
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Good one... 
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04-18-2007, 12:51 AM
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Jedi Order
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 24,963
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good work Ck 
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04-18-2007, 12:53 AM
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: TERROR DOME
Posts: 7,537
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LOL, thats funny
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04-18-2007, 02:13 AM
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SNIKT!!! Keeping the pimp hand strong! Rot Minister of Nocturnal Security
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Near here
Posts: 33,643
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04-18-2007, 03:39 AM
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Yeah, I spend WAY too much time here!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Alabama
Posts: 23,187
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04-18-2007, 03:57 AM
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ROT Minister of Scientific Emergency Management
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Where the best steaks are served.
Posts: 7,472
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Carzy!
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04-18-2007, 06:28 AM
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The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Ireland
Posts: 3,485
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04-18-2007, 07:13 AM
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Batman
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 20,187
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Thats pretty funny
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