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04-14-2006, 06:50 PM
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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: hmmmmm....
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Married Life
A man and a woman, who had never met before,
but were both married to other people, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on an intercontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly:
he in the upper bunk, she in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m. the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying:
"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied.
"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied! "Get your own damn blanket."
After a moment of silence....he farted...
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04-14-2006, 06:52 PM
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Columnist Thunder Mod
Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Denver Area, between Asgard and Krypton
Posts: 21,364
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I just emailed that one to my wife!
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04-14-2006, 07:20 PM
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Galactus
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: the void
Posts: 31,161
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good one!
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04-14-2006, 07:36 PM
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Angry Green Rage Monster Mod. SMASH!
Super Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Anger Management
Posts: 43,815
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Originally Posted by syzygy
A man and a woman, who had never met before,
but were both married to other people, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on an intercontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly:
he in the upper bunk, she in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m. the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying:
"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied.
"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied! "Get your own damn blanket."
After a moment of silence....he farted...
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awesome ... thanks for posting!
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04-15-2006, 02:01 AM
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Birdman
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: NYC
Posts: 376
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funny sh!t
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04-15-2006, 02:05 AM
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Kindly Asked To Leave
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: new york
Posts: 11,199
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Originally Posted by syzygy
A man and a woman, who had never met before,
but were both married to other people, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on an intercontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly:
he in the upper bunk, she in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m. the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying:
"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied.
"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied! "Get your own damn blanket."
After a moment of silence....he farted...
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married life sucks!
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04-15-2006, 02:09 AM
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Painter / Troublemaker
Producer
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Strong Island
Posts: 25,381
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Originally Posted by Ish
married life sucks!
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check your pm box
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04-15-2006, 05:59 AM
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WHITE & NERDY
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: The Netherlands
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04-15-2006, 07:40 AM
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Loki
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Bay City, MI
Posts: 2,560
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OMFG that was a good one only sad thing is that if wife did that to me I woulda farted then pulled the blankets over her head. As she ran out for fresh air I would say and an extra pillow would be nice too. 30 minutes later I'm thinking damn this is a good couch. Advise to all soon to be married guys forget the Black leather couch get a nice comfy one you don't mind sleeping on.
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04-15-2006, 07:41 AM
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What's another word for Thesaurus?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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