Easter's Been Cancelled - WARNING: Twisted Humor

Easter's been cancelled on two accounts:
1) I gotta work OT. Like we didn't see that coming.
2) It is my sad duty to report that at approximately 12:36 pm today (03-24-05) the Easter Bunny was struck and killed while crossing the road to hide eggs. While this means Easter will have to be cancelled this year the Easter Bunny committee insures us they are currently in talks to choose a successor for next year.

We recommend you tell your kids the Easter Bunny got lost and will return next year.

[madjazz]

My daughter asked me today if the Easter Bunny was a boy or a girl. I told her the Easter Bunny wasn't human, so it didn't matter.

I then told her there isn't really an Easter Bunny - there are multiple bunnies. They are part of the insidious Easter Bunny cult.

The truth of the matter is that these bunnies are spreading sugar across the country. We must ask ourselves "Why?". I think it is to fatten up the youth. You may this this is a bunch of "S", but that is part of the clue as to their real intentions. What do you think they'd be called if you removed the "S" from "Easter Bunny"?

It's a conspiracy, I tell you.

Have a great Easter!

[Tattoo-S]

Uggggg.....Your Both TWISTED and WRONG!......

[Avenger]

Originally Posted by Tattoo-S

Uggggg.....Your Both TWISTED and WRONG!......

You DO claim one of them don't you

[Tattoo-S]

Originally Posted by Avenger

You DO claim one of them don't you

Actually I claim them both, but that doesn't make either of them any less Twisted or wrong.....

[Avenger]

Originally Posted by Tattoo-S

Actually I claim them both, but that doesn't make either of them any less Twisted or wrong.....

OK...you LIVE with one of them......it is only one of them right

[Tattoo-S]

Originally Posted by Avenger

OK...you LIVE with one of them......it is only one of them right

Well, I can neither confirm or deny these details.....

[Avenger]

Originally Posted by Tattoo-S

Well, I can neither confirm or deny these details.....

Interesting

[Jesse321]

The Easter Bunny Cult is backed every year by a western syndicate of Dentists .. that's how they have the finances to buy and paint all those eggs and chocolate. It's a evil plot to produce more cavaties for dentists to fix .. dentists are all sadits .. did you people ever watch "Little Shop of Horrors"?