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Old 11-03-2011, 07:50 PM   #31
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if the words on her Metro Card are the color green,She's too young for you bro.
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Old 11-03-2011, 07:57 PM   #32
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If she can't get dressed on her own, shes too young for you bro!
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:12 PM   #33
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If she can't get dressed on her own, shes too young for you bro!
that. or she's crippled.
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:13 PM   #34
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if she has Justin Bieber posters plastered on her wall,shes too young for ya brah!
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:26 PM   #35
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If she believes the line "Hey little girl, candy taste better with your pants down", she too young for you bro!
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:29 PM   #36
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If she believes the line "Hey little girl, candy taste better with your pants down", she too young for you bro!
Shhhhhh.

you're sharing my trade secrets.
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Old 11-03-2011, 09:08 PM   #37
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When you have to buy her cigarettes for her because the bodega guy won't sell them to her... She's to young for you bro..

This happened to me. lol I was with this hot russian chick I had just met. She didn't look or act young... Anyways I pick her up and we hang out for a bit. After some chit chat and kissing she asks me to pull over to go to the store. I pull over and she asks me to get her cigarettes. I didn't think anything of it but she went on and said they won't sell them to me. So I asked her why. She tells me she's not old enough. I ask how old she was and she says 15. I did the fastest u-turn ever and dropped her off. lol As hot as she was I'm not getting locked up for @ss.
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Old 11-03-2011, 09:30 PM   #38
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If CK13 is dating, impregnating, or married to her, she's WAY to young for you












yeah, I think I just won this game...
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Old 11-03-2011, 09:33 PM   #39
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Old 11-03-2011, 09:56 PM   #40
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If she knows where Nick Jr is on the cable box she's too young for you bro
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