Because you demanded it! (or maybe because I dreamed you did. But whatever)
Here he is: Chrome Faucet Kitchen Sink Man with Cosmic Scrubbing Bubbles (or CFKSMCSB for short)!
Origin: Statueforum member Bud Brunner was an ordinary, work-obsessed scientist who frequently brought his work home with him. One night, after a hearty meal of Chef Boy-R-Dee Ravioli, Bud was doing dishes in his kitchen. Elbow deep in bubbles, Bud was startled by a sudden revelation: " 'Bag' would be the perfect word to follow 'douche' in the Statueforum word game thread!!!!!" In his excitement, a radioactive isotope Bud had forgotten about fell from his shirt pocket and plunged into the bubbly depths of the sink. Well, one thing led to another -- crackles, pops, bright lights, and an exclamation of "What's happening to meeeeeeee????????" -- and Chrome Faucet Kitchen Sink Man was born!
He's hot! He's cold! He's clean! He squishes when he walks! He's got a nice side job down at the local carwash!
Yes, it’s high time Bowen honored one of the most striking heroes ever created with a fullsize statue! And once CFKSMCSB is released, his neighborhood enemies,
Leaf Blower Bob and the Backyard Trimwork Gang, must be made into busts! Yes, indeed!
(Disclaimer: Rilynil cannot be held responsible for the time you wasted reading this thread. All characters are intended for personal enjoyment only, but if they fall short, well tough. If you’ve read to this point, you deserve whatever you get.)
**Many thanks to jdh.goodgrief for surprising me with a drawing of CFKSMCSB after seeing my goofy signature. 
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