Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi *spoilers start at post 353*

[MrJones]

Originally Posted by samhain81

Saw it again this morning. Just as bad as the first viewing. In fact The Last Jedi not only ruins all future Star Wars movies, it also retroactively ruins the previous films and makes everyone look like idiots.

A New Hope
"Sir, we've worked out the final plan for the assault on the Death Star. It will be risky and cost many lives but it migh-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."

Empire Strikes Back
"Sir, the troops are ready for the ground assault on Hoth, walkers are ready to deplo-"
"Just hyperspace-ram the shield generator from orbit then hyperspace-ram the rebel base. Boom. All the rebels will be dead before they can evacuate, war is over, and we won't need a ground assault."

Return of the Jedi
"Sir, they've built a new Death Star and it's even bigg-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."
"But sir, it's surrounded by a shield from the Endor moo-"
"Just hyperspace-ram the Endor moon until you take out the shield generator, Ewoks are collateral damage, then hyperspace-ram the new Death Star."

Phantom Menace
"Anakin, you have to take out that droid control shi-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."

Rouge One
"We have to take down that shield generator!"
"Just hyperspa- Actually you know what? We're going to just hyperspace-ram the Death Star anyway so we don't even need those stupid plans. Lets get out of here everybody."

The Force Awakens
"My god, they've built an even BIGGER Death Sta-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."

I liked The Last Jedi, but this cracked me up LOL

[JP Sarri]

Originally Posted by samhain81

Saw it again this morning. Just as bad as the first viewing. In fact The Last Jedi not only ruins all future Star Wars movies, it also retroactively ruins the previous films and makes everyone look like idiots.

A New Hope
"Sir, we've worked out the final plan for the assault on the Death Star. It will be risky and cost many lives but it migh-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."

Empire Strikes Back
"Sir, the troops are ready for the ground assault on Hoth, walkers are ready to deplo-"
"Just hyperspace-ram the shield generator from orbit then hyperspace-ram the rebel base. Boom. All the rebels will be dead before they can evacuate, war is over, and we won't need a ground assault."

Return of the Jedi
"Sir, they've built a new Death Star and it's even bigg-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."
"But sir, it's surrounded by a shield from the Endor moo-"
"Just hyperspace-ram the Endor moon until you take out the shield generator, Ewoks are collateral damage, then hyperspace-ram the new Death Star."

Phantom Menace
"Anakin, you have to take out that droid control shi-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."

Rouge One
"We have to take down that shield generator!"
"Just hyperspa- Actually you know what? We're going to just hyperspace-ram the Death Star anyway so we don't even need those stupid plans. Lets get out of here everybody."

The Force Awakens
"My god, they've built an even BIGGER Death Sta-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."

Not every character has a death wish or a Kamikaze/Martyr complex. That alone makes your theory null.

[nbr3bagshotrow]

Originally Posted by samhain81

Saw it again this morning. Just as bad as the first viewing. In fact The Last Jedi not only ruins all future Star Wars movies, it also retroactively ruins the previous films and makes everyone look like idiots.

A New Hope
"Sir, we've worked out the final plan for the assault on the Death Star. It will be risky and cost many lives but it migh-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."

Empire Strikes Back
"Sir, the troops are ready for the ground assault on Hoth, walkers are ready to deplo-"
"Just hyperspace-ram the shield generator from orbit then hyperspace-ram the rebel base. Boom. All the rebels will be dead before they can evacuate, war is over, and we won't need a ground assault."

Return of the Jedi
"Sir, they've built a new Death Star and it's even bigg-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."
"But sir, it's surrounded by a shield from the Endor moo-"
"Just hyperspace-ram the Endor moon until you take out the shield generator, Ewoks are collateral damage, then hyperspace-ram the new Death Star."

Phantom Menace
"Anakin, you have to take out that droid control shi-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."

Rouge One
"We have to take down that shield generator!"
"Just hyperspa- Actually you know what? We're going to just hyperspace-ram the Death Star anyway so we don't even need those stupid plans. Lets get out of here everybody."

The Force Awakens
"My god, they've built an even BIGGER Death Sta-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."

Argument could be made that no one thought to do that until now (TLJ)

[JP Sarri]

Originally Posted by nbr3bagshotrow

Argument could be made that no one thought to do that until now (TLJ)

I actually thought that it was a clever idea. Not the best solution but clever.

[Gothamite]

This movie plunged 91% during its second weekend in China. It won't even outgross Rogue One. Oops.

[Gruson]

Originally Posted by Gothamite

This movie plunged 91% during its second weekend in China. It won't even outgross Rogue One. Oops.

Embarsssing how bad of a movie it is....meanwhile Jumanji is doing great. It's a fun movie, what Star Wars used to be....

[The Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by samhain81

Saw it again this morning. Just as bad as the first viewing. In fact The Last Jedi not only ruins all future Star Wars movies, it also retroactively ruins the previous films and makes everyone look like idiots.

A New Hope
"Sir, we've worked out the final plan for the assault on the Death Star. It will be risky and cost many lives but it migh-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."

Empire Strikes Back
"Sir, the troops are ready for the ground assault on Hoth, walkers are ready to deplo-"
"Just hyperspace-ram the shield generator from orbit then hyperspace-ram the rebel base. Boom. All the rebels will be dead before they can evacuate, war is over, and we won't need a ground assault."

Return of the Jedi
"Sir, they've built a new Death Star and it's even bigg-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."
"But sir, it's surrounded by a shield from the Endor moo-"
"Just hyperspace-ram the Endor moon until you take out the shield generator, Ewoks are collateral damage, then hyperspace-ram the new Death Star."

Phantom Menace
"Anakin, you have to take out that droid control shi-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."

Rouge One
"We have to take down that shield generator!"
"Just hyperspa- Actually you know what? We're going to just hyperspace-ram the Death Star anyway so we don't even need those stupid plans. Lets get out of here everybody."

The Force Awakens
"My god, they've built an even BIGGER Death Sta-"
"Just hyperspace-ram it."

LMAO

[johnclone]

Originally Posted by Mister H

Why don’t all the dead Sith and Jedi come back and lightning fight each other? Who needs “laser swords” as Luke put it.

Luke Force Ghost: See kids, this is the weapon of the Jedi Knight, ... an elegant weapon... now who wants to learn how to wield it?

Kids (all at once)What about lightning blasts from the sky?

Luke : Oh yes, well we have those too... damn you Yoda...

Kids: (loudly chanting) LIGHT-NING BLASTS! LIGHT-NING BLASTS! YAY!!!!!!!

[Nebulhym]

Kylo Ren and Finn have, now, officially joined Jar Jar in the pantheon of lamest characters while Snoke brilliantly surpassed them all to become the most stupidly written Sith and villain in Disney's history (maybe even in Hollywood's history, time will tell). He will be hard to beat for sure!

We are witnessing HISTORY here, pretty much the death of a glorious franchise (Thanks to Jar Jar Abrams and now Johnson).

Honestly, I MISS LUCAS.

Even though the prequels were no masterpieces, they considerably enriched the Star Wars mythology. Think about it. They brought us Theed, the rule of two, Maul...many amazing things that are now canon, and a beautiful canon at that.

Episode 7 was not only completely sterile as it didn't bring anything new but just recycled old episode 4 story plots but it also violated many Star Wars canonical facts without even trying to explain them...why?

And now we have episode 8, a travesty of a Star Wars movie that has absolutely nothing memorable except its mediocrity.

R.I.P Star Wars, you had a good life.

[JP Sarri]

Talk about over reacting