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Old 04-01-2015, 11:33 AM   #1
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1-1 Cain, Order NOW!

Chronicle is proud to announce our 1-1 Cain fully animatronic robot.

Have you been looking for that perfect home security weapon? We've been working with Omni Corp to curb the horrible addiction problems. Now he's addicted to Starbucks and Crispy Creme donuts....

Estimated cost is around 1.2 million with an 24 month waiting period. Cain is still in training trials in some states so you'd need to check with your local law enforcement before placing an order.

Cain has a bad attitude and a hair trigger, but there is no one else you'd want in your corner in a fight.

We've added a bonus drawn and quartered mode for that special occasion when you really want to send a message.

No suitable for use around children, elderly, livestock and pets.

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Old 04-01-2015, 11:40 AM   #2
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Awesome!! Count me in! Where do I order one?
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Seriously, that was a pretty cool April Fools joke, Paul.
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Old 04-01-2015, 12:29 PM   #3
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scariest cyborg of all time
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Old 04-01-2015, 12:50 PM   #4
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That thing is terrifying Paul! Awesome!!!
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Old 04-01-2015, 01:34 PM   #5
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Where do I sign for payments plan? eheh
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Old 04-01-2015, 01:43 PM   #6
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Is there a one per order limit?
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Old 04-01-2015, 01:57 PM   #7
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OMG.....hold on a second......April fool lol
Good one, I almost hit the order button
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Old 04-01-2015, 02:03 PM   #8
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scariest cyborg of all time
I DO believe the T-1000 from T2 is the scariest cyborg of all time...
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Old 04-01-2015, 02:14 PM   #9
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Ordered.
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Old 04-01-2015, 02:18 PM   #10
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Ordered 2.
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