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Old 06-22-2011, 07:48 AM   #1
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Could the Hulk Pick Up Mary Jane Watson?

I mean, seriously. She's super hot and he's homely at best. Could he close the deal?
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Old 06-22-2011, 08:57 AM   #2
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Old 06-22-2011, 12:21 PM   #3
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He's not her type and prone to anger issues, plus he is just too big, it would never work.
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Old 06-22-2011, 04:04 PM   #4
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He's not her type and prone to anger issues, plus he is just too big, it would never work.
You've seen it?
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Old 06-22-2011, 06:11 PM   #5
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You've seen it?
I have a PF Sideshow Hulk and Hulk fingers are bigger than MJ's arm so it's a safe assumption that he is too big for her. Besides you wouldn't want your boy to have a small little man.
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Old 06-22-2011, 06:14 PM   #6
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I have a PF Sideshow Hulk and Hulk fingers are bigger than MJ's arm so it's a safe assumption that he is too big for her. Besides you wouldn't want your boy to have a small little man.
I have heard that a woman's special area can stretch... she'll get used to the size!

Marlo did...
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Old 06-22-2011, 06:43 PM   #7
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I have heard that a woman's special area can stretch... she'll get used to the size!

Marlo did...
Didn't Marlo marry Rick afterwards???
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Old 06-22-2011, 06:58 PM   #8
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Didn't Marlo marry Rick afterwards???
That's true - she did - it must have been like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...
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Old 06-22-2011, 10:41 PM   #9
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That's true - she did - it must have been like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...
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Old 06-22-2011, 10:43 PM   #10
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That's true - she did - it must have been like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...
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