One thing about ghosts if true.
They are retards.
There, I said it. Ghosts are retards.
Oh that is not a PC word but who cares, I am having a little fun so nobody get bent about this ok?
They never communicate useful information, they cant BS about the nature of any after life, they are always clueless they are dead, doing stupid retard things to people.
Tapping?
Knocking stuff over?
Whispers and crap.
Moaning and making people feel "cold".
Jeez.
I mean this isnt exactly the way I would behave if I were able to communicate on ANY level with the living.
Jeez, you would think with 90 billion people dead someone would be smart enough to communicate useful information from beyond that proves it.
Jeez even Morse code for crying out loud.
Hey, dude! Im freaking dead and Im still here!
Check this out.......passes hand through table.
How about that!
Damn, anyone else dead here?
Yo, Lincoln wassup?
Julius Ceasar? Your friends were effed up!
Hitler? You SOB you!
Go get the video cam, I'm going to do a ghost jig for you, yeah thats right, I am going to moonwalk.
Call Oprah! lets talk on national TV.
All reports of ghosts they almost always act like total retards.
Or maybe only retards come back as ghosts.
Or maybe there is a retard clause in the ghost world that demands only certain acceptable behaviours.
Hell Casper put on a better show. (was he Casper the friendly boy before he died?)
So if there is a ghost existence.
Ill haunt this forum and try not to be a retard.
God knows some will say I sound retarded enough alive.
Or... am I???
