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Old 01-13-2012, 02:56 AM   #1791
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oh my!!!


1.Mom, I think it's time to talk...




2.Gladys just couldn't get enough pussy




3.Now where the hell did I put the remote?
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:00 AM   #1792
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"Sensors indicate I have a boner."
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:02 AM   #1793
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"Hey baby, I couldn't help noticing you like nuts..."
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:10 AM   #1794
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RinTinTin stars in the feel good movie of the summer,
Walt Disney's THAT SHAGGY CROTCHWHACKING DOG!
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:17 AM   #1795
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stoners have the most fun ideas
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:22 AM   #1796
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I don't care, Eleanor. Sharkie loves me like no woman ever could and I love her. Goodbye.
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:26 AM   #1797
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Wow, this sure beats masturbating!
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:28 AM   #1798
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teeming with poison, the South African death toad brings instant death within minutes to anyone foolish enough to pet it.
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Old 01-13-2012, 03:55 AM   #1799
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or....


Go ahead - make my day f*ck*r!


or....

the thief says "I knew it was a bad idea to coat my gun in butter!"


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That's right, don't mess with the parakeet buddy, or I'll peck your nuts to shreds!



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boingg... boinggg...boinggggg


Is that her or you?
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Old 01-13-2012, 04:02 AM   #1800
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JC, your comments are better than the vids.
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