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Old 11-12-2015, 10:15 PM   #6011
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BRILLIANT! The toilet paper for the kids faces was the perfect touch. Thank you JC. GREAT ONE!
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Old 11-13-2015, 06:53 PM   #6012
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NF! Good to see you, Looks like I managed to pull you out of hiding with the unicorn taking a dump! lol

This just in:

A 16-year-old girl is facing a felony charge for allegedly shoving a teacher down a set of bleachers during a pep rally.


Doesn't sound that peppy.


Another weird twerking story, a lady was in a "twerk off" on a cruise ship deck when she somehow fell off the ship and into the ocean. I think she may have drowned.

But not to leave on a down note, so here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hphH1NFxT9A
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Old 11-22-2015, 07:31 PM   #6013
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NF! Good to see you, Looks like I managed to pull you out of hiding with the unicorn taking a dump! lol

This just in:

A 16-year-old girl is facing a felony charge for allegedly shoving a teacher down a set of bleachers during a pep rally.


Doesn't sound that peppy.


Another weird twerking story, a lady was in a "twerk off" on a cruise ship deck when she somehow fell off the ship and into the ocean. I think she may have drowned.

But not to leave on a down note, so here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hphH1NFxT9A
Thank you JC. I've missed your great posts.

Speaking of which, another great one! .......MAN...... I could use that 'sexy girl twerking' around the house. She could fix just about anything!
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Old 11-26-2015, 11:06 PM   #6014
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very funny comments for this toy on Amazon

just look for Bunchems - Mega Pack

some real zingers.
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Old 12-03-2015, 01:26 AM   #6015
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Here's the article's first line,

Gruesome details are emerging about the death of an Arkansas woman and the dozens of dogs she kept as pets.

Now for the chilling title of the article:

Authorities fatally shoot dozens of dogs after woman found partially eaten

Sweet dreams.
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Old 12-05-2015, 11:52 PM   #6016
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very funny comments for this toy on Amazon

just look for Bunchems - Mega Pack

some real zingers.
Priceless! This line killed me - "Buy this toy for someone if you hate them or their child."

Hair is a total horror show.

Great one JC!
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Old 12-06-2015, 12:05 AM   #6017
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Here's the article's first line,

Gruesome details are emerging about the death of an Arkansas woman and the dozens of dogs she kept as pets.

Now for the chilling title of the article:

Authorities fatally shoot dozens of dogs after woman found partially eaten

Sweet dreams.


I'm sorry, I know I should not laugh but it's just too wild/crazy. Dozens of dogs?? What a bizarre scene...DOZENS?? ...and she is lying partially eaten by her.....??PETS?? Would make a great dark comedy scene ....... except it is real.

I used to know of a women in town who kept 85 cats (at least that was one count) in her house...a small house. They say the smell was horrendous.
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Old 12-06-2015, 03:01 PM   #6018
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You've probably seen this.




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Old 12-06-2015, 05:25 PM   #6019
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It may be nothing, but I possibly detect a small amount of sexual innuendo in that scene.
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Old 12-06-2015, 05:26 PM   #6020
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I'm sorry, I know I should not laugh but it's just too wild/crazy. Dozens of dogs?? What a bizarre scene...DOZENS?? ...and she is lying partially eaten by her.....??PETS?? Would make a great dark comedy scene ....... except it is real.

I used to know of a women in town who kept 85 cats (at least that was one count) in her house...a small house. They say the smell was horrendous.
The moral is always have some extra pet food on hand especially if you have more than 24 pets.
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