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01-13-2012, 02:56 AM
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#1791
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The Enchantress
Join Date: May 2008
Location: caught somewhere in time
Posts: 13,725
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nitefall
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oh my!!!
1.Mom, I think it's time to talk...
2.Gladys just couldn't get enough pussy
3.Now where the hell did I put the remote?
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01-13-2012, 03:00 AM
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#1792
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The Enchantress
Join Date: May 2008
Location: caught somewhere in time
Posts: 13,725
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nitefall
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"Sensors indicate I have a boner."
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01-13-2012, 03:02 AM
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#1793
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The Enchantress
Join Date: May 2008
Location: caught somewhere in time
Posts: 13,725
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nitefall
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"Hey baby, I couldn't help noticing you like nuts..."
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01-13-2012, 03:10 AM
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#1794
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The Enchantress
Join Date: May 2008
Location: caught somewhere in time
Posts: 13,725
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nitefall
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RinTinTin stars in the feel good movie of the summer,
Walt Disney's THAT SHAGGY CROTCHWHACKING DOG!
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01-13-2012, 03:17 AM
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#1795
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The Enchantress
Join Date: May 2008
Location: caught somewhere in time
Posts: 13,725
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nitefall
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stoners have the most fun ideas
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01-13-2012, 03:22 AM
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#1796
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The Enchantress
Join Date: May 2008
Location: caught somewhere in time
Posts: 13,725
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nitefall
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I don't care, Eleanor. Sharkie loves me like no woman ever could and I love her. Goodbye.
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01-13-2012, 03:26 AM
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#1797
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The Enchantress
Join Date: May 2008
Location: caught somewhere in time
Posts: 13,725
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nitefall
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Wow, this sure beats masturbating!
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01-13-2012, 03:28 AM
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#1798
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The Enchantress
Join Date: May 2008
Location: caught somewhere in time
Posts: 13,725
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nitefall
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teeming with poison, the South African death toad brings instant death within minutes to anyone foolish enough to pet it.
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01-13-2012, 03:55 AM
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#1799
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Dark Places, the Shadows
Posts: 9,975
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Quote:
Originally Posted by statman
Someone's gonna be pissed when they get their Bowen statue delivery...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by johnclone
or....
Go ahead - make my day f*ck*r!
or....
the thief says "I knew it was a bad idea to coat my gun in butter!"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by johnclone
That's right, don't mess with the parakeet buddy, or I'll peck your nuts to shreds!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by johnclone
boingg... boinggg...boinggggg
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Is that her or you?
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01-13-2012, 04:02 AM
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#1800
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Dark Places, the Shadows
Posts: 9,975
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JC, your comments are better than the vids.
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