Norton Shopping Guarantee? WTF?
As a thank you for your business, Sideshow, Inc. has purchased Norton™ Shopping Guarantee for you.
Your Guarantee Benefits
$10,000 Identity Theft Protection. Receive comprehensive assistance and financial coverage if your identity is stolen anywhere online or offline
$1,000 Purchase Guarantee. All terms (returns, refunds, shipping, etc) are independently guaranteed up to $1,000.
$100 Lowest Price Guarantee. If the published store price drops, Norton Shopping Guarantee will pay you the difference, up to $100
AND THE KICKER! LOL
The benefits expire 30 days from the date of purchase.
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The damn things invisible!
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