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Old 06-14-2007, 09:39 AM   #1
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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form!

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "****tails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.




Thought for the day:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Old 06-15-2007, 03:05 AM   #2
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Pablo, your back!
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Old 06-15-2007, 08:36 AM   #3
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no, he is not!
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:49 PM   #4
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no, he is not!



Wolvie..you forgot the " ' s .. its "Pablo" until September!
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:58 PM   #5
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well..at least this way we can continue to lead the world in selfish immorality. this is a perfect example of where the world is headed. who cares if we breed selfish oversexed drug addicts as long as we get to breed. i cant think of a better way to spend our medical resources.
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