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Old 04-07-2006, 04:30 AM   #31
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
 
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An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter do you keep widdle wabbiths?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my python weally givth a phuck."
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Old 04-07-2006, 04:32 AM   #32
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A man goes into a store and buys a pint of milk, tin of beans, loaf of bread, four cans of beer and a porn mag. He goes to the till where an attractive girl is serving. As she rings up the man's goods she says "I can tell you live alone sir". "How do you know" asks the man. The girl replies "'Coz you're a bloody ugly sod"
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Old 04-07-2006, 02:08 PM   #33
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A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men."

"What's your name?" she asked.

"Beertits," he said

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Old 04-08-2006, 11:26 AM   #34
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An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter do you keep widdle wabbiths?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my python weally givth a phuck."
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Old 04-08-2006, 11:39 PM   #35
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I just now read this. It's pretty funny.
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