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Old 03-03-2006, 03:29 AM   #21
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Yeah they sure suckered this Yank! (Wait!!, that sounds weird)



Nah, I never heard from her again. However she did make off with the engagment (expensive) ring. I guess it's all for the best in the end.
Women like that really burn me.....Well she will feel regret everytime she thinks about that ring.....
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Old 03-03-2006, 03:40 AM   #22
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Apparently holding two fingers up while asking for two pints, I gave the F**k you sign to the waitress.
What a difference a twist of the wrist makes . . . . Fingers facing the person you're addressing means "victory" or just "two". Fingers facing you and I hope you're built like a Thuggee assassin because you're gonna need all the help you can get!
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Old 03-03-2006, 03:51 AM   #23
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What a difference a twist of the wrist makes . . . . Fingers facing the person you're addressing means "victory" or just "two". Fingers facing you and I hope you're built like a Thuggee assassin because you're gonna need all the help you can get!


Yeah, it's one of those things you learn the hard way.
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Old 03-03-2006, 04:24 AM   #24
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This thread reminds me of an incredible f**k-up on the part of Vice President Dan Quayle on a diplomatic meeting in Brazil.

Good ol' Danny Boy was apparently too busy drinking banana daiquiris to have paid much attention to his cultural debriefing on Airforce One, because as soon as he got off the plane he repeatedly raised his hand high above his head and made the "okay" sign. In South America this means anything but "okay". It means "asshole". The Brazilian press feasted upon his bones for that faux pas.
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Old 03-03-2006, 05:40 AM   #25
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I was engaged to this girl from England specifically Birmingham.
You have my sympathies......for having to visit Birmingham! What did you make of the accents?
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:10 AM   #26
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I got into all kinds of trouble. Apparently holding two fingers up while asking for two pints,
I gave the F**k you sign to the waitress.
Just to bore everyone, the British "stick two fingers up" gesture dates from the middle ages. The longbow was a devastating weapon, the arrows could pierce armour. It took years to train as a longbowman. If the French captured any of our archers in battle, they would cut off the two fingers from the hand used to draw back the bowstring, meaning that longbowman could never fire an arrow again. So before battle, our archers would stick two fingers up to the French, as if to say "Ive still got my two fingers, and i'm going to kill you with them". Boring facts over!
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Just to bore everyone, the British "stick two fingers up" gesture dates from the middle ages. The longbow was a devastating weapon, the arrows could pierce armour. It took years to train as a longbowman. If the French captured any of our archers in battle, they would cut off the two fingers from the hand used to draw back the bowstring, meaning that longbowman could never fire an arrow again. So before battle, our archers would stick two fingers up to the French, as if to say "Ive still got my two fingers, and i'm going to kill you with them". Boring facts over!
That's fascinating. This gesture may have its source in archery and medieval English yeomanry, but I'm curious to know what grand tradition the middle finger salute derives from here in the states. Perhaps our enemies cut off the index fingers of our soldiers so that they couldn't play with automatic weapons any more!
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Old 03-03-2006, 12:19 PM   #28
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You have my sympathies......for having to visit Birmingham! What did you make of the accents?

The good part was that we travelled all across England ( it's not that hard considering it is very small). And I went to Wales and Ireland.
The accent's were hard to get used to in certain places. But it was interesting to see the variations from place to place.
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That's fascinating. This gesture may have its source in archery and medieval English yeomanry, but I'm curious to know what grand tradition the middle finger salute derives from here in the states. Perhaps our enemies cut off the index fingers of our soldiers so that they couldn't play with automatic weapons any more!
Giving someone "the finger" is one of the basest violations in modern culture, but its origins date back over 2500 years. The first written record of the insult occurred in ancient Greece, where the playwright Aristophanes (the Adam Sandler of his day) made a crude joke mixing up the middle finger and the penis. Even back then, the bird was considered an aggressive, phallic put-down.
It has been argued by anthropologists that the finger is a a variant of a classic "phallic aggressive" gesture used by primates. By jabbing a threatening phallus at your enemy like a wild animal, you aren't just belittling him, but also making him your sexual inferior. Instead of using a real penis, civilized Janes and Platos called upon the substitute wieners within their own hands to mock, threaten, and humiliate opponents.

And boy, did it. When the Romans imported the art, music, and culture of the Greeks, the finger came along, too. Roman Emperor Caligula, a pioneer in perversity, frequently shocked his citizens by forcing them to kiss his middle finger instead of his hand. One of his subjects, Cassius, who Caligula often taunted as being too effeminate, finally had enough humiliation and assassinated him. Clearly, the bird was not to be taken lightly.

During the Middle Ages, the finger went underground. It was still known, but the Catholic Church frowned upon its use, as the middle finger was supposed to be holy in the Mass. The unholy insult lurked deep within the hearts of filthy- minded folks everywhere, hiding from sight until the 19th century when it began to crop up again thanks to a new invention -photography.

In 1886, Hall of Fame baseball pitcher Charles "Old Hoss" Radbourn slipped his little finger fastball into the Boston Beaneaters team picture. The split-second art of photography could turn the once-boring painted portrait into a spontaneous work of rebellion, humor and spunk. Americans everywhere quickly got into the act.

**************** Old Hoss Makes History With His Finger

In the polyglot, immigrant mish-mash of early 20th century America, the finger was the one symbol every man, woman and dog could understand. With the invention of the automobile, it could be delivered from behind the safety of glass & steel, and at great speeds. All the finger needs to deliver its punch is a clear line of sight. Check out THIS horizon line, baby!
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Actually it means Di ck. And I'im shocked, you of all people should have known what it meant.
It happened when I was 13 or 14 ... who knew anything back then.
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