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Old 08-11-2006, 02:06 PM   #1
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so, I was cathing the bus after going to the cinema...

and as I was walking to the bus stop, there was a car parked in the bus lane, and behind it a woman holding her young kid, pants down having a piss.

She then did the pants up, got in the car and drove off. All this in a retail park - Not something you see everyday...
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Old 08-11-2006, 02:08 PM   #2
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That's sick!
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Old 08-11-2006, 02:11 PM   #3
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Heh. When you gotta go, you gotta go, I guess. Showing her kid off like that, maybe she was just an exceptionally proud mom?
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Old 08-11-2006, 03:51 PM   #4
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maybe the kid was well hung and she was proud lol
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Old 08-12-2006, 08:12 AM   #5
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I think it was a girl cos otherwise she wouldn't have held the girl in mid-air
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Old 08-12-2006, 10:46 AM   #6
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I was in the cinema last night watching Miami Vice (not brilliant) and three girls in my aisle (about 16 years old I think) were talking and laughing. I asked them to shut up cos the film had started, and I heard one of them say "he wont be able to ask me to shut up with a broken jaw". Aside from the ridiculousness of a young girl making this statement, what is wrong with people these days? The problem, I think, is that there are now 3rd and 4th generation scum all over the place, if your brought up by an animal, you will behave like an animal. I live in a block of flats, and the neighbours next to me just throw litter out of their front window onto the communal grass area below! One day a rain will come and wash the streets clean etc.....
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Old 08-12-2006, 10:50 AM   #7
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and as I was walking to the bus stop, there was a car parked in the bus lane, and behind it a woman holding her young kid, pants down having a piss.

She then did the pants up, got in the car and drove off. All this in a retail park - Not something you see everyday...
So the woman was having a piss and her kid was there?
It could have been worse she could have been doing drugs.
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Old 08-12-2006, 10:51 AM   #8
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I was in the cinema last night watching Miami Vice (not brilliant) and three girls in my aisle (about 16 years old I think) were talking and laughing. I asked them to shut up cos the film had started, and I heard one of them say "he wont be able to ask me to shut up with a broken jaw". Aside from the ridiculousness of a young girl making this statement, what is wrong with people these days? The problem, I think, is that there are now 3rd and 4th generation scum all over the place, if your brought up by an animal, you will behave like an animal. I live in a block of flats, and the neighbours next to me just throw litter out of their front window onto the communal grass area below! One day a rain will come and wash the streets clean etc.....

I live in flats too, and this douchebag idiot dumped a load of plaster where I let my dog run in the mornings. She ate some of the plaster before I could get it out of her mouth and we had to have her stomach pumped!

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Old 08-12-2006, 10:57 AM   #9
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I live in a block of six flats, and there is another block of six next door, with a communal grass area at the front. In the block next door, a guy has a dog (dogs are not actually allowed) and he lets it onto the grass each day to do its business, but doesnt pick up after it. Kids go on this grass sometimes, so its not very nice to leave a load of sh!t on it!

I went into the block next door once, and there was rubbish in the hallways, cigarette butts and ash all over the floor, the floor was dirty. The people in my block are OK, the people in the next block are all inbred cretins!
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Old 08-12-2006, 11:01 AM   #10
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Just for the record, I always pick up after my dog. It's not nice, but I don't want any kids going blind from my dog.
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