What They Really Mean?

[VS1976]

Originally Posted by MACATTACK

On dating sites:

Cuddly = Fat
Good sense of humor = Ugly
Adventurous = Nasty freak in bed
Loyal = Stalker
Young at heart = Old
Intelligent = Opinionated and argumentative

Not that I'd know about dating sites of course

thats all true too

[Nitefall]

BRILLIANT thread!

What I mean is I'm pissed that I didn't think of it first.

[johnclone]

what they say:

An unassuming couple won the lottery.



What they really mean:

Two ugly and boring people won the lottery.

[rychehitman]

"It's not you, it's me" really means IT'S YOU!

When Bowen Designs says Shipping September 2011, they mean....will NOT be shipping September, 2011!

When a mod says. "We don't get paid for this job", what they really mean is .....

[johnclone]

Be careful now, I don't want to see this thread get closed.

[Nidgit]

Closer to home:

"Pass . . . It's just not screen accurate" Really means "I wish I could afford it but can't"

"It's OK but an easy pass . . . I don't collect that scale" really means "I can't afford that one either"

"Way over-priced . . . . That will be in stock forever" really means "I wonder if Dad will give me an advance on my allowance"

"$500 ??? I wouldn't pay $50 for that" really means "I only have $10"

[johnclone]

may show signs of wear

means: it is worn looking




may have scratches

means: it is scratched up




shop from the convenience of home

means: you won't have to worry about being pepper sprayed

[Nitefall]

Item on ebay says - RARE!

means - Got to be some sucker who will fall for this lie. I'm sick of trying to unload this piece of crap.

[johnclone]

then there's "extremely rare!"

which means I hope you don't realize there are twelve others for sale right now for much less!

[Argonus]

Seen on a pier in Oregon:

"No Diving!"


Should've read:

"Warning: Daily Shark Sightings".



Good ol' Florence.. great beach/beach community, but Jeebus... death in the water.

I honestly think some deaths to sharks don't get reported. I realize I was defending sharks in another thread, but humans are stupid... no way only a few of us die to them per year, world-wide.