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02-06-2013, 04:52 PM
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Omega Red
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Dobbs Ferry, NY
Posts: 9,073
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Conundrums
Here are a few I have heard..
Why do we Drive on a Parkway yet we Park in the Driveway?
Why is the "Lone Ranger" called "Lone" if he's always with "Tonto"?
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02-06-2013, 05:03 PM
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Martian Manhunter
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Dela-where??
Posts: 17,861
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Why is their braile on drive-up ATMs?
(that's the quickiest one I could remember before heading out)
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02-06-2013, 05:48 PM
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Cyclops
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Maryland
Posts: 11,049
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Why do McDonald put square fish on round buns?
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02-06-2013, 06:47 PM
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Omega Red
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Dobbs Ferry, NY
Posts: 9,073
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Why is Flashlight called that when the light is always Steady and never flashes?
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02-06-2013, 06:50 PM
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Cyclops
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Maryland
Posts: 11,049
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Why is saw dust called saw dust when it is wood. Shouldn't it be called wood dust?
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02-07-2013, 02:23 AM
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100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 1,860
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Why do they call it a "near miss" when two vehicles avoid collision? Isn't a near miss actually a hit?
What's with semi-boneless ham? Does it have a bone, or doesn't it?
Military Intelligence.
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02-07-2013, 05:50 AM
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Batman
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 20,187
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkKni9hT
Military Intelligence.
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I thought that was an Oximoron
Why can a door ajar but a jar never a door?
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02-07-2013, 05:01 PM
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Omega Red
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Dobbs Ferry, NY
Posts: 9,073
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Why is it called a Hamburger when it has no Ham?
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02-07-2013, 05:16 PM
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Cyclops
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Maryland
Posts: 11,049
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The word is from the town of Hamburg, Germany where it originated.
Why are hot dogs call that when there is no dog that's hot.
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02-15-2013, 01:28 AM
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Dark Places, the Shadows
Posts: 9,975
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Years ago was reading some instructions for a computer problem and it said (honestly) -
"take one step forward backwards" - that's when I gave up on learning anything about them.
not sure if that's a condom....er...conundrum
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