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View Poll Results: Which one applies to you?
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LIE...I lie to the spouse about the true cost of my statue purchases.
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26.82% |
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TRUTH...my spouse knows how expensive my statue collecting is.
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102 |
56.98% |
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DIVORCED...I chose statues over my ex-spouse!
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1.68% |
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SINGLE...Will never get hitched. It's not their business what I spend my money on!
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14.53% |
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05-19-2017, 05:05 PM
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#41
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Jedi Order
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Brisbane,Australia
Posts: 24,139
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My wife doesn't ask, she knows it's either statues or coke and hookers.
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05-19-2017, 05:15 PM
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#42
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100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,862
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LOL, can we add a column for True Lies: my spouse knows these things are expensive as sh!t but I'm not advertising the cost?
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05-19-2017, 05:20 PM
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#43
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Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
Join Date: Dec 2016
Posts: 709
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How many times have your spouse/girlfriend lied to you about their vices, only to have you floor the bill when the truth comes out?
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05-19-2017, 05:32 PM
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#44
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Red Skull
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Toronto
Posts: 8,065
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vracula
My wife doesn't ask, she knows it's either statues or coke and hookers.
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lol! I want that on my tombstone! : )
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05-19-2017, 05:35 PM
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#45
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 6,175
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vracula
My wife doesn't ask, she knows it's either statues or coke and hookers.
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Why choose?
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05-19-2017, 05:39 PM
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#46
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Hercules
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: almost homeless no money left
Posts: 14,665
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I have a stuff doll as my wife which is good because she never complains.
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05-19-2017, 05:59 PM
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#47
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Doctor Doom
Adamantium Plus Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Brooklyn NY
Posts: 16,058
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Every time a package gets delivered I grab it and take it to my moms house.... Open it to make sure it's ok and then off to storage. All the while chanting "I'm one with divorce, divorce is with me" over and over.
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05-19-2017, 06:02 PM
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#48
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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 2,636
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If you are hiding statues or the purchase of from your significant other...what else you hiding?
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05-19-2017, 06:35 PM
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#49
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Nightwing
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,598
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Haha-love this thread.
My wife has her hobby and I have mine. Every time she buys something for the kids, I buy a statue. Both hobbies satisfied!
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05-19-2017, 06:36 PM
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Nightwing
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,598
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PermaGrin
If you are hiding statues or the purchase of from your significant other...what else you hiding?
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Um...graded comic books. How adventurous do you think we are??
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