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Old 07-20-2006, 11:13 PM   #5601
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Hey, you guys still here?
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Old 07-20-2006, 11:17 PM   #5602
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whos the bigest geek now
if I had actually done it I would gladly take the crown but don't worry, you are King Geek
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Old 07-20-2006, 11:18 PM   #5603
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huh????

in the Bowen thread you laid the smack down in Boonie....

when you said "I can issue warings", I was looking for a sarcastic pic to post for a reply...then I found little Beta Ray and his Bills!
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Old 07-20-2006, 11:18 PM   #5604
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yep, for a few more minutes
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Old 07-20-2006, 11:20 PM   #5605
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Old 07-20-2006, 11:50 PM   #5606
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Old 07-21-2006, 05:27 AM   #5607
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An Irishman walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "What'll you have?"

The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please.

So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone.

He then orders three more.

The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together. The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.

Every week the man came in and ordered three beers.

Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.

The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."

The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine...I just quit drinking."
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Old 07-21-2006, 05:29 AM   #5608
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A beautiful girl is lying on a gurney, about to undergo a minor surgery.

She is wheeled into the corridor by a nurse, then left alone.

While the nurse is away, a young man in a white coat approaches the girl, takes the sheets away and starts examining her naked body.

He walks away and talks to another guy in a white coat. The second man comes over and starts examining her.

When a third man begins to examine her body, the girl begins to grow impatient.

“All of this examining is great, you guys are really thorough,” she says. “But when will I be having my operation?”

The first man shrugs his shoulders. “Beats me darlin', we’re just painting the hallway.”
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Old 07-21-2006, 08:54 AM   #5609
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those are funny Rich
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Old 07-21-2006, 08:56 AM   #5610
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Venge, Ryche ... it appears I have the green light for the Buckeye con next Sunday
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