dont say bomb at an airport

[hawkeyethearcher]

Man Tells Airport Officials Penis Pump Is Bomb
Was Allegedly Trying To Avoid His Mother Finding Out About Sexual Aid
(AP) CHICAGO Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

[lord odin]

This isn`t as dumb as the guy who had dynamite.
Now there is no way in this day and age of security at airports that I would ever forgot I had a stick of dynamite or a gun or knife these people are just too stupid and it keeps happening.

[Ghost]

I'm sure that's gonna do wonders to his and his family's reputation...

[hawkeyethearcher]

a test that was done a couple months ago continues to show that screeners a stupid. explosives in an alarm clock. this was chosen because it is one of the most recognizable explosive thanks to television according to surveys. carryon or checked in he got through security every time.


i know what would be more embarrisiing to me. not telling my mom that i have a pump but that i am making man love to my cell mate.

[lord odin]

I think his lawyer is saying he said pump not bomb because of his accent it`s easy to mistake pump for bomb.